Gentlemen, what qualities do you like in Ladies?

The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.

Ample bosom

Sex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.

and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.

Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.

I think that covers it.

Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.

Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.

If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.

The less the better!!!

So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:

"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."

I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."

Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha

No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.

A penis

I saw this coming.

But not the way you think lol

The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.

Ample bosom

Sex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.

and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.

Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.

I think that covers it.

Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.

Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.

If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.

The less the better!!!

So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:

"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."

I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."

Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha

No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.

Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"

Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"

How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are taking the internet MUCH too seriously.

Fake boobs and incredible sammich making abilities. Being "smiley" most of the time is a huge plus in my book.

Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"

How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are taking the internet MUCH too seriously.

Said the straight white male.

Case in point. I think your calories are too low.