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edited January 13 in Chit-Chat
Explain why and what went so terribly wrong.:bigsmile:

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  • Posts: 2,186 Member
    It's over, I'm sick of you leaving your mustache shavings all over the sink...it get's all over my tooth brush.
  • It's over, I'm sick of you leaving your mustache shavings all over the sink...it get's all over my tooth brush.

    Just breaking up with Dani before she can break up with me....
  • Posts: 1,853 Member
    It's over. Someone on MFP told me to do it.
  • Posts: 1,025 Member
    I can't believe you didn't make me your valentine you *****
  • Posts: 246 Member
    Your just my pet fish! Its not like that! lol
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    you are wearing a shirt....that's a crime....its over.
  • Posts: 1,936 Member
    its not you,its me.I am not in love with you anymore
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    i cant date a person that carries a european man bag
  • Posts: 1,430 Member
    You chose the bike over me :(
  • Posts: 35 Member
    If the MFP told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? We're through.
  • Posts: 3,988 Member
    You are just too much of a man for me to handle. You always have been...I am exhausted!
  • Posts: 1,258 Member
    You eat less then 1,200 calories its over!
  • Posts: 70 Member
    It's not me....it's you!
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    no beanies!!!
  • Posts: 2,394 Member
    @elenathegreat I saw that letter from Tigger...I can't compete with him. He can have you.
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    my daughter will be having your sons babies....this is too awkward....we need to stop
  • Posts: 2,078 Member
    I'm tired of the whole "French Maid" routine. It was fun for a while...but now it's overdone. Goodbye.
  • Posts: 815 Member
    Sorry, I am just not into guys...
  • Posts: 13 Member
    I'm tired of you turning ALL my guy friends gay, I have many galfriends with broken hearts now, all because of you.
  • Posts: 2,394 Member
    @whenIamKing I've got underwear older than you. It just won't work.
  • Posts: 611 Member
    It's not you, it's me.
  • Posts: 2,078 Member
    It's not me. It's you.
  • Posts: 1,260 Member
    all you care about is your guns, i can't deal with it anymore!
  • It's never been you. I loved the man I knew you could be, not the one in reality.
  • Posts: 1,260 Member
    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!
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    Wow. That felt kind of real. Which leads me to believe you've been fake this whole time. I can't take it. Goodbye.
  • Posts: 1,299 Member
    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!

    She bit me
  • Posts: 1,299 Member

    HE bit me
  • Posts: 1,066 Member
    @fara .. i know u love me.... alot... but the thing is that sometimes two people are not meant to be. its ok one day you will realize it was fate :)

    haha!!
  • Posts: 178
    You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.
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