Skip to content
  • Register
    • We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

    Break up with the person above you.

    24567…68

    Replies

    • Posts: 282 Member
      You're a nice girl, but I'm batting for the other team.
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....


      M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
      Ice cream afficionado
      "Winning" Certified Instructor
      Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
      jac-mr-mfp-o.gif
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

      BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

      Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).
    • Posts: 231 Member
      I'b breaking up with you because you loss more weight them me. Damn you One pound you cost me the love of my life damn you to hell.
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      you knit.

      I just.....can't
    • Posts: 178
      All you do is knit all day!
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      show previous quotes

      BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

      Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).

      I'll change baby I promise....It won't happen again.


      Breaking up with the person above because she's so secretive




      M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
      Ice cream afficionado
      "Winning" Certified Instructor
      Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
      jac-mr-mfp-o.gif
    • Posts: 708 Member
      show previous quotes

      I'll change baby I promise....It won't happen again.


      Breaking up with the person above because she's so secretive




      M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
      Ice cream afficionado
      "Winning" Certified Instructor
      Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
      jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

      Jac..i'm sorry man but it turns out I just like girls better.
    • Posts: 178
      I don’t think it’s ok to recite lines from Star Trek during our intimate times
    • Posts: 1,252 Member
      How many times do you seriously need to fall to get it? I need someone who gets it, someone who sets themselves up to succeed...and not fail.
    • Posts: 152 Member
      Bear wrestling is just wrong. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS?!?!?!?? We're done.
    • Posts: 246 Member
      Do we have to?
    • Posts: 904
      Stop looking at me like that we are over:(
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      @mrder37 After 6 months, I finally realized you have a penis...it's over!
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      @mrder37 After 6 months, I finally realized you have a penis...it's over!

      Steve when you brought home chocolate ice cream because I told you I was tired of our vanilla lifestyle. WTF dude.
    • Posts: 904
      With every pound you lost you lost a bit of me it's over skinny:)
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Its not me, its you. Trust me. Good luck!
    • Posts: 13 Member
      You like pikachu, I like bulbasaur, it could never be.
    • Posts: 163 Member
      You STILL want to be King?!?! We are DONE!!!
    • Posts: 815 Member
      I know I broke up with you before...not sure why I have to do it again...oh well...we are over! Again...
    • Posts: 1,914 Member
      You didn't tell me I was pretty in the last 5 minutes. I can't take that kind of abuse. We're through.
    • Posts: 332 Member
      I'm sorry daj, its not you....its the fact that you have a penis. I'll think of you kindly and with warmth in my heart.

      Do you have a sister?????:drinker:
    • Posts: 1,837 Member
      I have a sister. Would you like to meet her? I won't be around anymore.
    • Posts: 945 Member
      Hirgy,my horse freaks out whenever you are around, so there must be something seriously wrong with you that is invisible to the human eye.
    • Posts: 64 Member
      alipene, you're allergic to my cat. also, you are female and i've stopped questioning my sexuality
    • Posts: 1,252 Member
      long distances just don't work for me
    • Posts: 1,914 Member
      you kiss bears. that's icky. bye.
    • Posts: 87 Member
      @bearkisses: you are just such a bear in the mornings.
    • Posts: 118 Member
      @Angel37615, I just can't handle both of us PMS'ing. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 904
      I don't like the way you're eye is looking at me it's over
    This discussion has been closed.

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories