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    Break up with the person above you.

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    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      @Mrder37...I'm tired of you always making me clean up the damned yard! I'm outta here!!
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      you're making me fat. bye
    • Posts: 1,088 Member
      your *kitten* is nicer then mine
    • Posts: 904
      You keep wearing my under wear get out
    • Posts: 75 Member
      I'm tired of being the unattractive one in the relationship. I need to set my standards lower.
    • Posts: 188
      You wear flannels after labor day? I can't date such a monster!
    • Posts: 490
      I saw your ad on craigslist men looking for men. And your responses to about 12 different ads.


      (true story)
    • Posts: 232 Member
      You are way too serious.. It's over.
    • Posts: 155
      @Mrdr37

      *holding your hands* Remember when you rushed me to the hospital and sat with me through the entire labor, holding my hands just like this, and when little Mrder Jr. arrived you said he was the most beautiful thing you'd ever seen and started crying? That was super pansy of you. Oh and you're not the father.
    • Posts: 15
      I'm sorry but it's over. It's not me, it's you. You suck.
    • Posts: 55 Member
      @ Cocoapuff717 You Are Just Too Damn Freekin Hot !! Its So Annoying Im Jealous ! X
    • Posts: 155
      @ Amy

      How dare you call me hot?!?! You are the hot one!! You are so gone!! :explode:
    • Posts: 181
      You said I could film it, now you upset, well I guess its over and I will see you in the movies.
    • Posts: 323 Member
      its not you, its me.... but mostly you..
    • Posts: 155
      Get out. Right now. If I ever see you again I will call my secret ninja assassin robot army.
    • Posts: 904
      It's not me it's you no wait its not me it's you no wait I'm confused **** it wanna give it another go:)
    • Posts: 233 Member
      I hate for it to end this way Cocoa, but unfortunately my wife is getting closer and closer to finding out about us and I just have to call it quits from here. Maybe if you didn't sit outside my house and yell for me all the time...\

      *edit*

      And Mrder, I have to break up with you. While you look great in drag, once I found out you were a guy, I couldn't deal with it.
    • Posts: 28 Member
      I am sorry this is not working out, you are delusional
    • Posts: 945 Member
      I’m concerned by how many issues you have and how slowly you seem to be working through them. You're gone!
    • Posts: 55 Member
      U love ur horse more than me. i cant take it ! ur sleepin in the barn tonite !! X
    • Posts: 1,682 Member
      I quit
    • Posts: 155
      I abhor quitters. </3
    • Posts: 1,914 Member
      you lost weight. I abhor losers.
    • Posts: 155
      I hate for it to end this way Cocoa, but unfortunately my wife is getting closer and closer to finding out about us and I just have to call it quits from here. Maybe if you didn't sit outside my house and yell for me all the time...\

      *edit*

      And Mrder, I have to break up with you. While you look great in drag, once I found out you were a guy, I couldn't deal with it.

      YOU TWO-TIMED ON ME WITH MRDER?!?! *slap*
    • Posts: 155
      you lost weight. I abhor losers.
      I am a loser!!! :sad: I don't deserve you. Farewell~
    • Posts: 904
      Ha ha you said I look great:smile:
    • Posts: 1,914 Member
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      I am a loser!!! :sad: I don't deserve you. Farewell~

      you use words like "Farewell". all that fancy talk.... pfft! you must think you're better than me. It's too intimidating to be in your presence!
    • Posts: 233 Member
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      YOU TWO-TIMED ON ME WITH MRDER?!?! *slap*

      Technically I 3-timed on you since my wife is still in the picture... Yeah, i'm a manslut.

      However, once I saw it was a sausagefest with Mrder, it abruptly ended, hah
    • Posts: 1,914 Member
      I wasn't told about the sausagefest. YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME OUT!!

      Ciao.
    • Posts: 155
      I wasn't told about the sausagefest. YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME OUT!!

      Ciao.

      You want a sausage fest and I don't have any sausage. So this is goodbye.
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