Break up with the person above you.

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Since you refuse to have a threesome I refuse to continue this vanilla relationship.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    Your hotness is too intimidating vlly

    Butterfly, you're clearing cheating on me
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    I don't like feeling awesome, I'm sorry I have to go cry now. It's over.
  • mllst18
    mllst18 Posts: 188 Member
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    Your weight loss is really making me uncomfortable...
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
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    I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
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    you elbows are too pointy this is never gonna work


    Ouch tanya I broke up with you twice in a day =(
  • AnnaAnafi
    AnnaAnafi Posts: 17 Member
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    I can't be with someone who's headless.
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    I know we never really got started, because we're two dudes... but I can't do this anymore. It's over bro.
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
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    I need to see other men to prove to myself that my love for you is genuine.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    I'm dumping you twice now.

    I'm just not that into you
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    Who did I get?

    I'm sorry oh_em_gee, I just can't be with somebody who beats me that badly at pool so consistently, and then rubs it in.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I'm sorry, the cowboy hat is a deal breaker. It's not you, it's me.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    The baby isn't yours, it's over
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
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    The baby isn't yours, it's over

    Lmao


    I dont do purple
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    The baby isn't yours, it's over

    Lmao


    I dont do purple

    I can change! Come back!

    Never mind, you're too clingy
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
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    @Oh_em_gee: Bish, I like the peen now. GTFO.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
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    The baby isn't yours, it's over

    Lmao


    I dont do purple

    I can change! Come back!

    Never mind, you're too clingy

    Geezes your bringing it

    I don't like confrontations I m leaving


    Edit

    Your milkshakes are bringing way to many boys to the yard
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Vlly- i was looking for a man with a good head on his shoulders. You just don't give me what I need. We are done. Goodbye
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    You are suffocating me with that scarf. I can't breathe when you're around.
  • wolfelements
    wolfelements Posts: 117 Member
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    You look like my other ex.

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