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Break up with the person above you.

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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Oklahoma, I'm a Nebraska fan...it would never work
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    @vanessa I'm breaking up with you because I'm suspicious of anyone who knows how to tie a knot like that.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    @vanessa I'm breaking up with you because I'm suspicious of anyone who knows how to tie a knot like that.

    I thought you were into that kind of thing. You're right, we're better off apart.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Your smile attracts too much male attention and I can't handle that sorry
  • wolfelements
    wolfelements Posts: 117 Member
    I'm sorry, but if you don't accept the 18 other people in my head, I can't accept you. (haha, see that? played in my DID, go me!)
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    that thing you hate to do well i found some one else who love it cook
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i just generally don't date men who hang out around playgrounds...without children of his own.
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    Sorry Chocolate... I don't date "negative" gils.. :laugh:
  • Kearstin0730
    Kearstin0730 Posts: 135
    @logicman69
    Dont mean to break your heart...but this has to be the end...
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
    I don't date women with beautiful hair. There's only room for one magnificent head of hair in my relationships.
  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
    Gjallarhorn - You are standing in front of the clock with your arms crossed and that look on your face again. It's only 5:40, I am not that late for dinner. Make your own damn sandwich. We're done.
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    It's not me. It's you... and your mother.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    You couldn't commit to just one tie.
  • okeedokee5
    okeedokee5 Posts: 46 Member
    There's only enough room in this relationship for one of us to take "selfies" pictures.
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
    @run...... you are way too hot for my eyes..... I can't handle it anymore..... we have to break up...
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    bazinga
  • Oklahoma_girl
    Oklahoma_girl Posts: 174
    I don't even know you anymore... First ur an old hump day man and the next a skull .. It'll never work
  • CheriLMT
    CheriLMT Posts: 220 Member
    Why does wednesday have to be the only hump day...I am tired of your low libido....later
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    I don't even know you anymore... First ur an old hump day man and the next a skull .. It'll never work
    You look too hot in those knee hi's and that makes me insecure so I need to break up w you
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    since when did you grow a moustache, too many surprises with you we're over
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    I have a thing about people putting there feet on my pillow. Then jumpimg on the bed you went to far. plus i am not good at long distance relationships. I'm sorry its not going to work.
  • passmetheducksauce
    passmetheducksauce Posts: 211 Member
    you took my last scoop of whey protein powder? i never want to see you ever again.
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    you took my last scoop of whey protein powder? i never want to see you ever again.

    You never share the duck sauce with me when we eat Chinese! I'm sick of you being so selfish it's over!!!!!!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you took my clothes and wore them, i feel like you have invaded my privacy, that's it were finished
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    You drooled in your sleep. Dealbreaker.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    You drooled in your sleep. Dealbreaker.

    What? that was you when you tried to kiss my ear, its over sorry
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    sorry, your clothes are to short, i want to be just friends
  • knittingwitch
    knittingwitch Posts: 231 Member
    Your always looking down on my
  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
    Your hair is awesome. I can't compete with that. Good-bye
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    you cut my hair like yours in my sleep
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