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    Break up with the person above you.

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    • Posts: 507 Member
      I can't see your brown eyes with those glasses on so we are through
    • Posts: 2,447 Member
      i cant be with someone with no sunnies on were over
    • Posts: 177 Member
      It's like you're always staring at my shoes or something...
    • Posts: 87
      It's like you're always staring at my shoes or something...

      I'm sorry I can't date batman.
    • Posts: 1,709 Member
      Dude, your just not my type.. It's not gunna work.
      Plus your a mouth breather, that sh%t is annoying me.
    • Posts: 63
      I'm sorry, It wouldn't work because I am deeply in love with myself. Priorities. Goodbye lover have a nice life.
    • Posts: 3,808 Member
      I cant explain it sweet, you are just too self sufficent for me.
    • Posts: 3 Member
      It's over. Your vertigo has become unbearable.
    • Posts: 4,966 Member
      I'm a human, you're a cartoon...We knew this could never work
    • Posts: 44 Member
      I tried, I really did. But I need a cartoon figure to satisfy me -- and you aren't one. (Mom was right.)
    • Posts: 3
      As a soldier I can testify, war is hell. And so is this relationship!
    • Posts: 3,808 Member
      I dont want to break up with you baby, but you spend far too much time away, maybe we should take a break?
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      Because I told you I would break up with you if you got that tattoo!
    • Posts: 78
      I'm just not ready for a relationship, but if I were, it wouldn't be you....baby i'm sorry, it's not me...it's you. Let's not be friends..k?
    • Posts: 2,555 Member
      I caught you in bed with the mailman and you didn't invite me to join.
    • Posts: 4,966 Member
      @gabesgourmet Because you told me how you broke up with the last one...And girl that was cold!
    • Posts: 552 Member
      Guys cuddling puppies? So 2007.
    • Posts: 248 Member
      disregard give me a second

      I think you lift more than me? that wont work lol
    • Posts: 1,432 Member
      I can't stay with someone who is so anti-pants.
      Whoops, that was for derpina.
    • Posts: 51 Member
      It's just that... well... I like boys...
    • Posts: 221 Member
      Every time in the g@#damn drapery store you have to strip and flex!
      It's humiliating! I'm out.
    • Posts: 51 Member
      Every time in the g@#damn drapery store you have to strip and flex!
      It's humiliating! I'm out.

      HAHAHAHA! I just look so beautiful when i'm naked and surrounded by damask!
    • Posts: 1,260 Member
      @mikey: you just weren't the man i thought you were.
    • Posts: 1,107 Member
      @fara I'm broke...
    • Posts: 248 Member
      The truth is I have a weird sexual fetish and sadly your not in it
    • Posts: 1,260 Member
      gerard....you're so broke!
    • Posts: 853 Member
      gerard....you're so broke!

      i cant do this anymore. between your spider collection, obsession with piñatas, and your hatred for bacon im just FINISHED.
    • Posts: 3 Member
      You're sweet, but... you have lady bumps and I just can't get over that.
    • Posts: 604 Member
      You are nice! But you keep covering your face all the time! I can't do this anymore! It's over !
    • Posts: 248 Member
      (foreveralone)
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