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Break up with the person above you.

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  • Lonewolf1507
    Lonewolf1507 Posts: 507 Member
    I can't see your brown eyes with those glasses on so we are through
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    i cant be with someone with no sunnies on were over
  • Texafornia23
    Texafornia23 Posts: 177 Member
    It's like you're always staring at my shoes or something...
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
    It's like you're always staring at my shoes or something...

    I'm sorry I can't date batman.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Dude, your just not my type.. It's not gunna work.
    Plus your a mouth breather, that sh%t is annoying me.
  • earlswimsuit
    earlswimsuit Posts: 63
    I'm sorry, It wouldn't work because I am deeply in love with myself. Priorities. Goodbye lover have a nice life.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    I cant explain it sweet, you are just too self sufficent for me.
  • redrumkitty
    redrumkitty Posts: 3 Member
    It's over. Your vertigo has become unbearable.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    I'm a human, you're a cartoon...We knew this could never work
  • Timehope
    Timehope Posts: 44 Member
    I tried, I really did. But I need a cartoon figure to satisfy me -- and you aren't one. (Mom was right.)
  • Micheal1310
    Micheal1310 Posts: 3
    As a soldier I can testify, war is hell. And so is this relationship!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    I dont want to break up with you baby, but you spend far too much time away, maybe we should take a break?
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Because I told you I would break up with you if you got that tattoo!
  • gabesgourmet
    gabesgourmet Posts: 78
    I'm just not ready for a relationship, but if I were, it wouldn't be you....baby i'm sorry, it's not me...it's you. Let's not be friends..k?
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I caught you in bed with the mailman and you didn't invite me to join.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    @gabesgourmet Because you told me how you broke up with the last one...And girl that was cold!
  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
    Guys cuddling puppies? So 2007.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    disregard give me a second

    I think you lift more than me? that wont work lol
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I can't stay with someone who is so anti-pants.
    Whoops, that was for derpina.
  • lifewithmikey
    lifewithmikey Posts: 51 Member
    It's just that... well... I like boys...
  • Joyjmb
    Joyjmb Posts: 221 Member
    Every time in the g@#damn drapery store you have to strip and flex!
    It's humiliating! I'm out.
  • lifewithmikey
    lifewithmikey Posts: 51 Member
    Every time in the g@#damn drapery store you have to strip and flex!
    It's humiliating! I'm out.

    HAHAHAHA! I just look so beautiful when i'm naked and surrounded by damask!
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    @mikey: you just weren't the man i thought you were.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    @fara I'm broke...
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    The truth is I have a weird sexual fetish and sadly your not in it
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    gerard....you're so broke!
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    gerard....you're so broke!

    i cant do this anymore. between your spider collection, obsession with piñatas, and your hatred for bacon im just FINISHED.
  • jcmelbau
    jcmelbau Posts: 3 Member
    You're sweet, but... you have lady bumps and I just can't get over that.
  • rushikareddy
    rushikareddy Posts: 604 Member
    You are nice! But you keep covering your face all the time! I can't do this anymore! It's over !
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    (foreveralone)
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