Random Thoughts thread

I want to karaoke too...take me!

there are not enough roofies or heroin on this planet to get me to sing in front of people.


weirdos.

Why is it "gossip" when women go to the salon, but just bull$h!t when men go to the barber? and why is one considered worse then the other?? Lol

though i dont go to the barber (i actually go to a salon)

when men talk at the barber shop its, did you see that hit ben took? that o line is in dire need of some good young players. the electrical system on my car i think i has a short and thats why the check engine light is on.

women at the salon......so did you hear that bettys husband was found naked with peanutbutter on his weenie and a strange look on the dog? jamie looked so fat in those jeans. ugh did you see the shade of purple liz used, so unflattering.

<----not a weirdo

Sure....

You know that arrow is pointing to you too now?

Because I'm totally not weirdo.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. :flowerforyou:

Why are you wearing your sad face today?

Free hugs!

Meh.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Yeah, that's how my daughter's nose looks today

Holla!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde

Why are men so shady?!

why do some women assume men are so shady????

My head is killing me. I want to puke. That is all :sad:

why do drive through bank machines have braille ..... just sayin

I hate the "pursed lips and fake gang signs" look