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    Why does he need porn when he has ME?

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    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      Does hentai count? I won't watch regular porn because it makes me insecure, but hentai is ok...LMAO.
      yes, yes it does....legend of the overfiend is still one of my personal favorites LOL :drinker: \m/
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      I put my rage glasses on before I even clicked the thread. So glad I was instructed to actually read it.



      +1 for pornog!
    • Posts: 137 Member
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      Girl, who BUYS porn?

      Ummmmm...EXACTLY!!!
    • Posts: 1,340 Member
      Exactly.
    • Posts: 2,258 Member
      <3
    • Posts: 195 Member
      This whole thread just made my day :D
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      :heart: :drinker: :smooched:
    • Posts: 2,399 Member
      Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.
    • Posts: 137 Member
      I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


      Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.

      I am SOOOOO stealing *FLIPDESKING*....freakin brilliant.
    • Posts: 533
      :love:
      :flowerforyou:

      Happy V-Day!!

      May everyone watch lots and lots of porn tonight:drinker:
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
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      I lol'd.

      :angry:
    • Posts: 4,252 Member
      Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

      lol yeah I keep flipping between the 2 thread
    • Posts: 2,720 Member
      Watching porn as I grew older made me realize what I wanted sexually in a partner as it shaped my interests and desires. If a woman isn't into the things I want, we wouldn't be that compatible in the bed room...or wherever. Thanks, porn.
    • Posts: 3,614 Member
      My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

      Just don't clue the guy in that it's free on the internet.
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      Pr0n
    • Posts: 195 Member
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      Girl, who BUYS porn?

      Someone who lacks the patience to find what he wants on the internet. Seriously. We have a folder, bookmarked, mostly for me. He'll look at what I like, but that's the extent of it. I dunno...sitting in a dimly lit room in front of a computer screen isn't really his thing. He'd rather PPV in the bed, and that gets costly.

      Why am I defending why my dude doesn't dig porn? Doesn't really bother me... ;)
    • Posts: 1,328 Member
      You had me at porn...
    • Posts: 801 Member
      Sex + Porn = Amazing Sex. Period!
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Came in here to yell.

      Changed mind.

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 779 Member
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      I prefer ON the desk, but whatever gets you off.


      PORN FTW!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 3,669 Member
      :laugh: hahaha...I love this. I'm probably not the only one who clicked on this expecting it to be some whiner complaining about her man liking porn. I was all ready to post a 'get over yourself and try watching your own porn" response.

      Thanks for surprising me! :drinker:
    • Posts: 4,252 Member
      My wife complains that since I am home all of the time right now, she feels like she can't hit the youporn and crank up the *kitten* machine. /shrug

      tell her thats what long baths are for .. they make them waterproof
    • Posts: 113 Member
      make your own porn.....that's free!!! :) but I don't want to hear about how your guy is jealous because you picked someone else to star in the show! HAHAHA
    • Posts: 214 Member
      Batman porn FTW :laugh:
    • Posts: 801 Member
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      Girl, who BUYS porn?

      I do/did... my fave is Briana loves Jenna :love: :love: and Michelle loves both Briana and Jenna :blushing:
    • Posts: 141 Member
      I was SO ready to start moaning at this post.
      FINALLY some sense has been spoken on the matter.

      It's entertaining, stop getting so butthurt and JOIN IN! :happy:
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
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      Someone who lacks the patience to find what he wants on the internet. Seriously. We have a folder, bookmarked, mostly for me. He'll look at what I like, but that's the extent of it. I dunno...sitting in a dimly lit room in front of a computer screen isn't really his thing. He'd rather PPV in the bed, and that gets costly.

      Why am I defending why my dude doesn't dig porn? Doesn't really bother me... ;)

      Girl you don't have to defend anything! We were all just miffed at paying for porn... though, I can definitely understand the "small computer screen, bright monitor light" being a turn off.
    • Posts: 3,450 Member
      Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

      Not so! We girls can go again!
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      This.
      Seriously

      I don't buy porn I get it for free when I buy my toys from the naughty websites otherwise the internet.
    • Posts: 80 Member
      I concur.
      Sex + Porn = Amazing Sex. Period!
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