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Why does he need porn when he has ME?

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Does hentai count? I won't watch regular porn because it makes me insecure, but hentai is ok...LMAO.
    yes, yes it does....legend of the overfiend is still one of my personal favorites LOL :drinker: \m/
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I put my rage glasses on before I even clicked the thread. So glad I was instructed to actually read it.



    +1 for pornog!
  • Megatoine
    Megatoine Posts: 137 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    Ummmmm...EXACTLY!!!
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    Exactly.
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
    <3
  • Mrs_Bones
    Mrs_Bones Posts: 195 Member
    This whole thread just made my day :D
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    :heart: :drinker: :smooched:
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.
  • Megatoine
    Megatoine Posts: 137 Member
    I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


    Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.

    I am SOOOOO stealing *FLIPDESKING*....freakin brilliant.
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    :love:
    :flowerforyou:

    Happy V-Day!!

    May everyone watch lots and lots of porn tonight:drinker:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    yes

    I lol'd.

    :angry:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

    lol yeah I keep flipping between the 2 thread
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Watching porn as I grew older made me realize what I wanted sexually in a partner as it shaped my interests and desires. If a woman isn't into the things I want, we wouldn't be that compatible in the bed room...or wherever. Thanks, porn.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Just don't clue the guy in that it's free on the internet.
  • GritsOnTits
    GritsOnTits Posts: 37
    Pr0n
  • swarovski75
    swarovski75 Posts: 195 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    Someone who lacks the patience to find what he wants on the internet. Seriously. We have a folder, bookmarked, mostly for me. He'll look at what I like, but that's the extent of it. I dunno...sitting in a dimly lit room in front of a computer screen isn't really his thing. He'd rather PPV in the bed, and that gets costly.

    Why am I defending why my dude doesn't dig porn? Doesn't really bother me... ;)
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    You had me at porn...
  • MiniMichelle
    MiniMichelle Posts: 801 Member
    Sex + Porn = Amazing Sex. Period!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Came in here to yell.

    Changed mind.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
    I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


    Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.

    flipdesking? kinky

    I prefer ON the desk, but whatever gets you off.


    PORN FTW!!!!!!!!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    :laugh: hahaha...I love this. I'm probably not the only one who clicked on this expecting it to be some whiner complaining about her man liking porn. I was all ready to post a 'get over yourself and try watching your own porn" response.

    Thanks for surprising me! :drinker:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    My wife complains that since I am home all of the time right now, she feels like she can't hit the youporn and crank up the *kitten* machine. /shrug

    tell her thats what long baths are for .. they make them waterproof
  • katierrt
    katierrt Posts: 113 Member
    make your own porn.....that's free!!! :) but I don't want to hear about how your guy is jealous because you picked someone else to star in the show! HAHAHA
  • krissielynn87
    krissielynn87 Posts: 214 Member
    Batman porn FTW :laugh:
  • MiniMichelle
    MiniMichelle Posts: 801 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    I do/did... my fave is Briana loves Jenna :love: :love: and Michelle loves both Briana and Jenna :blushing:
  • erulasse
    erulasse Posts: 141 Member
    I was SO ready to start moaning at this post.
    FINALLY some sense has been spoken on the matter.

    It's entertaining, stop getting so butthurt and JOIN IN! :happy:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    Someone who lacks the patience to find what he wants on the internet. Seriously. We have a folder, bookmarked, mostly for me. He'll look at what I like, but that's the extent of it. I dunno...sitting in a dimly lit room in front of a computer screen isn't really his thing. He'd rather PPV in the bed, and that gets costly.

    Why am I defending why my dude doesn't dig porn? Doesn't really bother me... ;)

    Girl you don't have to defend anything! We were all just miffed at paying for porn... though, I can definitely understand the "small computer screen, bright monitor light" being a turn off.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

    Not so! We girls can go again!
  • JezzD1
    JezzD1 Posts: 431
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    This.
    Seriously

    I don't buy porn I get it for free when I buy my toys from the naughty websites otherwise the internet.
  • nilesbollinger
    nilesbollinger Posts: 80 Member
    I concur.
    Sex + Porn = Amazing Sex. Period!
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