How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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  • cheshire1865
    cheshire1865 Posts: 71
    I'd say none. Just because they are nippy little buggers and have the knack of getting fingers into eye sockets very very quickly lol.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    I could easily handle 5 year olds, but put me in a room with 3 year olds and I'm dead.

    I have a three year old too, and yes, 100% yes. Three year olds are EVIL.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Are they inner city kids with killer instinct or just regular wholesome white bread kids sheltered from life'sbrutality?
  • kdub1976
    kdub1976 Posts: 6 Member
    LOL this cracked me up since I am a teacher....I would say I could take 3. :-)
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    "You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

    And "YOU COULD TAKE 37 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!"
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    I'll go 30 minutes tops and I could take out 10..... they ARE quite wily....... :tongue:
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    I figure I'm good for 20 or so.
  • Momowink
    Momowink Posts: 62 Member
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  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
    If they are boys, I would just run at them threatening to hug & kiss them

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  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    Hahaha!! I could take 15... maybe. I taught Sunday school. Sing a song and they're sedated for a good 5 minutes... knock them all out while they're unaware. ;)
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    All of them

    also the first one becomes a weapon :devil:

    This right here.... I was thinking this very same thing! Find the biggest one and use them to baseball bat the rest!! Good times!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    All of them...i AM 5 at heart...I would sing songs, and play fun games and have them exhausted.

    dont lie, youd show them pictures of creepy spiders, snakes and clowns

    heeheehaha.
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
    If they are boys, I would just run at them threatening to hug & kiss them aunty style. I am sure they would scatter.

    I was going to say pick one up and spank him and the rest would run for cover, but a smooch would work as well.

    Or you can just offer them icecream later if they can <<insert pointless task here>>. Make a run for it as they try to push down a wall or reach for the sky or something.
  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
    I think I could take 47. It'd have to be spaced out so i could get my breath back. I think i could handle waves of 10. I'd just punch the first 5 year old I see as an example, to draw blood. Then I'm pretty sure I could weed out the other 9 no issues. Sadly, I've had this same question proposed to me with midgets, seeing as thats not hitting a kid..

    I'm Justin and I can take on 47 5 year olds.
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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    All of them :smokin:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I could never hit a5 year old....... so for the sake of this experiment I will assume they are zombies.... if I have learned anything from the walking dead it's that they can't be turned back........ in that case I am guessing 100 plus..... but I'd probably get bitten and then turn myself.





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  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    20!
    I know Jiu Jitsu!

    lol
  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
    There is a website that will calculate this for you.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    It said I can take on 23.

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    There is a website that will calculate this for you.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    It said I can take on 23.

    30 apparently, I might see how many 90 year olds next :laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    If they come at me one at a time, It will be similar to a zombie survival scenario...and I may last years. If they all come at me at once, I will likely be overtaken in 21.8 minutes.

    I love precision!

    I could take out at least 10, I have two boys...they call me Dark Mistress...yeah, at least 10, I'll be shooting for 25 though. I like to set my sites high.

    And apparently the website says I could take 25..so I'll shoot for 50... But I was so confused there for a minute, one second it is asking me if I would use one 5 year to plow through a bunch of them (hell yes!!) and then next it was asking me if I wanted to sign up for a dating site....are the two things related? The fact that I would use a 5 yos body to bash my way out of a massive horde makes me datable? interesting....

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  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    25. It could have been more but I've never experienced swarming or trampling.
  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
    There is a website that will calculate this for you.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    It said I can take on 23.

    30 apparently, I might see how many 90 year olds next :laugh:

    I can take on 30 90 year olds. 1 more 90 year old over 5 year olds. hmmm

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    25. It could have been more but I've never experienced swarming or trampling.

    You have not yet lived then, my friend.
  • jonnie7053
    jonnie7053 Posts: 48 Member
    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    And the answer is..............24 :devil:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I can take 29 90-year olds...damn I was shooting for 50! ha!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    i dont buy the websites calculations.

    i very easily compartmentalize things and i could easily turn off any remote feelings i may have for smashing a kids skull in and not think of my friends kids.

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  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    Oh no, blocked at work waiting for the answer.

    But I would resort to biting and eye gouging. My guess since I can kick high, about 20.
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    I work with kids...all it takes it a chomp from their two year old brother and the fight is over. Five year olds are brutal! I can take on three.

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