How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    It would look a bit like this in the end...just me and the best MILF.

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  • Showmm
    Showmm Posts: 406 Member
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    I could take on as many as could hear me, because I have a very loud and believable "angry voice". And having a 5 year old, I know all the dirty tricks that will work to stop them with a yell.

    "YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO SIT DOWN OR THERE'S NO (fill in the blank with what's important to them. Usually TV)!!! ONE..... TWO......"
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    According to the website, I can take 23.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
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    I would lose, 5 year olds are vicious!

    *especially if they are zombies! :smokin:
  • Lt_Starbuck
    Lt_Starbuck Posts: 576 Member
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    3 at a time, break after 11 of them. then send in the next wave.
  • TheChocolatePrincess
    TheChocolatePrincess Posts: 137 Member
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    Probably 8-10...If it's no holds barred, then I'm punching kids in the throat...Show no mercy right...That will stun them long enough for me to get then to the ground and stomp their little heads.
  • jgollnick
    jgollnick Posts: 73 Member
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    even if you survive the lions den, they will get you in your sleep!


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  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
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    I've got a 10 year old and an 8 year old so right now I know I could take on 3.5 of them .....

    Any more than that and I need some tag team help :)
  • mingecrackers
    mingecrackers Posts: 152
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    Website says I could take on about 19
  • danmcgarrigle5
    danmcgarrigle5 Posts: 90
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    I already answered on page one, but now that I think about it some more it is rather pointless. I will have crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, yet there will be no lamentations from their women since they are all too young to marry (mothers don't count)
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    I got away from eight 9 year olds once at summer camp. They were trying to pin me down so their cabin leader could spray shaving cream at me, but I wrested myself out of their clutches and ran like my butt was on fire.
  • SamanthaClarexo
    SamanthaClarexo Posts: 353 Member
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    Screw that! Them kids like to bite! I'm outta there!!! ROFL! :laugh:

    LOL. I'm with you on that one. I'll stand on the other side of the fence and watch. :laugh:
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
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    I can't even handle my 5 year old, so the answer is ZERO!!
  • heyitsadam
    heyitsadam Posts: 70 Member
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    Quit drinking and going on message boards!!

    :)
  • BriskaPacojame
    BriskaPacojame Posts: 197
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    I got 14!!! lol
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
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    None! I am running as fast and as far as I can to get away from their snotty noses and dirty, germ covered hands.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    I think I could take on 4, maybe 5 of them.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    fight5?kids=25
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    I guess I'm getting beat up and looking stupid. Lol. I wouldnt hit a 5 year old, yet alone any kids at that.

    Get a few of your own, you'll Change your mind. Lol. Mine have a habit of dog piling me if they get me down, and I ain't got a problem jack slapping them.

    Truth! Boys are ornery and scrappy! I have to give my 13 yr old son my "Mom Look" because he is getting stronger than me now. :ohwell:
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
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    None, the little *kitten* are too quick for me. Now if they were 4 year olds that's a totally different story....

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