How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?
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Just like Sean Wayans " Ashtray" in " dontbeamenacetosocietywhiledrinkingyourjuiceinthehood"0
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2....And just think, Kindergarten teachers have up to 30 and they don't take her down!!!!!0
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Isnt the real question is how many 5 year olds can I kick in the head before I got so tired and collapsed that the rest of them just overwhelmed me and beat me to death?
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The website said 18!!!!
I'm ready to try!!!! Send them to me!!!! Bwhahahahaha!!!!0 -
Website says 26. I disagree. I have experience.0
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none....children run in terror from me! they sense a mile off i dont like them!0
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im weaker then i look lol if there is a heard of them id say none lol0
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Q: How many calories are contained in each five year old? And is it in the database?
How many calories to fight off 1 5-year-old... or how much to eat one? Please be more specific.:glasses:0 -
Depends on the personality of the the 5 year old, I would not mess with more than one of my 5 year older she is strong and tough and taken on her oldest siblings! She's not afraid to take any of them on! She was tackled at school and bit the other child in the face. Her older bother was teasing her and she cracked him in the head with an instrument, I gave her a little swat on the button when she was younger and she just looked at me and swatted me right back. She has a don't mess with me personality and scares me sometimes! At least I know she can hold her own but I absolutely dread getting calls from her Kinder teacher. Luckily she has remorse.
you should probably hold her head under water for about 30-45 seconds to re-establish who the boss is
I could try that with my soon to be 5 yr old whom is much like described above , but then again she can hold her breath pretty long and think its ok to swim in the tub. I tell her I'm mad at her and to go away and shes instantly sweet and innocent and remembers I'm the head honcho in this house !0 -
I could carry one in each arm and one on my back. So I could take 3 to a fight. Maybe two more holding my legs.........so five total. But it would have to be a short distance to the fight.
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According the the website, I can only take down 12 of them. My height, lack of experience with martial arts, trampling, swarms, fighting, plus my general humanity and reticence to fight children is working against me.
However, the website, after calculating my abysmal score, linked me to a dating website where I assume I can find a killing machine to protect me from the 5 yr olds and zombies. x starts completing dating site questionaire x
Question #1 What are you looking for in a companion? I'm looking for a killing machine to protect me from 5 yr olds and zombies....
This should be good... roflmao0 -
can I use 5 year olds as weapons?0
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sounds like a scene out of Kill Bill
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I do muy thai twice a week.
I go to the little kid classes just so I can smack them around.
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21!!! Not a bad count. Having 4 kids myself and then when we get together with a few of our close friends and their families there is anywhere from 11-15 kids under the age of 12. I've taken most of them on. I'm sure I can handle 21, 5 year olds.
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Anyone claiming more than 2 haven't met my boys :devil: lol0
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My gal is a great swimmer as well! She thinks she is boss cause she knows I can't lift her to put her in her room, as of yet! She really likes to push us to the limits and when her dad gets her in her room she screams. Things were so different when I was growing up! I got some real good spanking if I acted like that and now you would get charged with child abuse if you did that to your children now!Depends on the personality of the the 5 year old, I would not mess with more than one of my 5 year older she is strong and tough and taken on her oldest siblings! She's not afraid to take any of them on! She was tackled at school and bit the other child in the face. Her older bother was teasing her and she cracked him in the head with an instrument, I gave her a little swat on the button when she was younger and she just looked at me and swatted me right back. She has a don't mess with me personality and scares me sometimes! At least I know she can hold her own but I absolutely dread getting calls from her Kinder teacher. Luckily she has remorse.
you should probably hold her head under water for about 30-45 seconds to re-establish who the boss is
I could try that with my soon to be 5 yr old whom is much like described above , but then again she can hold her breath pretty long and think its ok to swim in the tub. I tell her I'm mad at her and to go away and shes instantly sweet and innocent and remembers I'm the head honcho in this house !0 -
an endless supply of duct tape... bring on the 5 year olds!!!!0
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It depends on the types of kids, just like a zombie apocalypse chat.
Another way to say it is... are these '30 days' "zombies" or are these typical "shamblers"?
ETA: 30 days, I could take out probably 4-5 of the "30 days" kids... concerted effort to take me down I'd still get a few good kicks and swings in
typical 5 year olds without any planning, just an "attack!" mentality, I'd take out a few dozen before I got too tired I think.0 -
If they come at me one at a time, It will be similar to a zombie survival scenario...and I may last years. If they all come at me at once, I will likely be overtaken in 21.8 minutes.
21.8...lol...i love the .8
That was funny.
I am a mom of 2 boys, 9 and 14. When they were 5, nothing hurt them. I think I will take my loss from the sideline and cheer the 5 year olds on....GO KIDS!!!0 -
My gal is a great swimmer as well! She thinks she is boss cause she knows I can't lift her to put her in her room, as of yet! She really likes to push us to the limits and when her dad gets her in her room she screams. Things were so different when I was growing up! I got some real good spanking if I acted like that and now you would get charged with child abuse if you did that to your children now!
you should probably hold her head under water for about 30-45 seconds to re-establish who the boss is
I could try that with my soon to be 5 yr old whom is much like described above , but then again she can hold her breath pretty long and think its ok to swim in the tub. I tell her I'm mad at her and to go away and shes instantly sweet and innocent and remembers I'm the head honcho in this house !
punch them right in the liver, itll knock their breath out as well as make them vomit0 -
Still none. Work has the site blocked. Something about violence....0
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1 maybe then the screaming would drive me up the wall. so i would have to cover my ears lol0
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hmmm maybe 30
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i make a living this way! i can handle about 12 five year olds before it gets cray.0
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sounds like a scene out of Kill Bill
hahaha! this was the first thing i thought of too0 -
really???? LOL>0
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Hmmm...
Would I rather fight 100 duck-sized 5-year olds...
Or One 5-year old-sized Duck....
Hmmmmm....0 -
Hmmm...
Would I rather fight 100 duck-sized 5-year olds...
Or One 5-year old-sized Duck....
Hmmmmm....
The one duck, duh!! Eventually the 5 year olds will wear you out.0 -
None - viscous little monsters always go for the knees. Once your down, its all over.0
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