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I've lost an Elephant Penis
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can you imagine having a penis the size of a elephant.?0
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stinks to be the elephant who provided that data . . .0
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Bump0
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I love this! One bald eagle gone! (sitting here with my 3.5 oz cockatiel on my shoulder, though)0
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One elephant heart! GONE!0
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I am closing in on an Irish Setter!0
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Ive lost a bail of hay0
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a guinea pig since joining up here but about a newborn from start date
That is crazy to think about!0 -
I've lost the Rather unappetising mixed grill of a 2 month old horse, a Guinea Pig, and - yes - yet another Elephant Penis.0
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I have lost an automobile tire already but am aiming to lose just over a gold brick0
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I've lost a ...0
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24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream0
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This just made my day! I hadn't seen it before. I have lost a Chihuahua and heading towards at least an average human leg!!!!
Gotta love it!0 -
Since 12/5/12 I've lost 30 lbs... the amount of cheese the average american eats... YAY!!:happy:
But since I started my weight loss journey, I've lost 101 lbs... don't remember what goes with that number but I LOVE IT!!0 -
I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony0 -
OK! a 2 mth old horse!!! YAY again!!!:noway: :happy:0
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Bumping:laugh:0
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Is anyone else slightly thwarted that the elephant's heart weighs less than it's penis?0
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I think it's hard for people to picture how much cheese an average American eats in a year, so I will say that I have lost an average 2-year-old and their pet Chihuahua.0
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Had to print this out for my fridge!! Hysterical!!!0
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I lost the average amount of human skin0
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I've lost an Elephant Penis
Have you tried looking down the back of the couch?0 -
Holy cow, I've lost an average 2 year old!!!!0
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Yuk! I've lost a human skin.0
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Apparently I could have reached this point a lot faster by just chopping off my leg.0
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I've lost a bald eagle..working on those bloody eggs next0
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x3! I've lost a Bald eagle[12] and a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts[1.5]0
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Very cool! Thanks.0
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