I've lost an Elephant Penis
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Great post. I have lost a cinder block.
Printing this and putting it on my fridge.0 -
A cinder block! I'm into that haha0
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I've lost a Bald Eagle! I love this!!0
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An average human leg!
When I have guests over, I tell them I lost my dog. He's about 40 pounds, and looks huge. It makes me feel proud.
I prefer to do my trolling in real life
This made me laugh entirely too hard.0 -
A cinder block! Holy crap I was a tubbo!0
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I've lost an average newborn. However, today I weighed my kitten and he is a solid 7 lbs. I have lost the weight of my kitten and hes a heavy bugger. :laugh:0
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i've lost an average human leg0
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I've lost an Irish Setter!0
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On a cynical note you could look at this as what you have gained. I've gained a bale of hay. :sad:0
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BUMP!
I've lost chemical additives in consumers every year Not as funny as an elephant penis but still0 -
Ive lost a cinder block!!0
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I've lost a small bale of hay... +1 :O0
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Bump0
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A cat!0
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I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig.0
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a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream0
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Bump0
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bump0
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I've lost an average housecat0
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I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
WHOO HOO, I've lost a bald eagle AND an average housecat (so far)!!!! :drinker:0
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