I do NOT need girls to add me

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    And don't tell my wife.

    What? No, I'm not married.

    I prefer mine a little tighter than loose. Just sayin' Do your kegels ladies.


    Gotta use the right size tool for the job. :wink:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    schlong?

    it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....

    now if you lick it.....

    i can't promise anything.

    I thought liking was your way of saying I like you:blushing:
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    How huge?
    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
    You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?

    I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.
    :sick:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
    "You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?"


    Omg. I think I love you. Hahaha. :drinker:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.

    You ladies wanna join my in my van?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Dude. You messed up. You should have used the Louis Anderson quote from Coming to America.
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
    ^^ agree I would have totally added if you had used the quote. :wink:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Dude. You messed up. You should have used the Louis Anderson quote from Coming to America.

    Damnit, I didn't even think about it.

    Sorry guys and gals, I screwed up the Internet. I must hang my head in shame now.

    No fast, lose women will want to add me now.
  • AlanTuring
    AlanTuring Posts: 159
    The one thing I'm going to take away from this thread is the nickname "Towel Tiger."

    That was, as the kids say, good to me.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    "You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?"


    Omg. I think I love you. Hahaha. :drinker:

    That's alright. I am lovable apparently. Just don't PM me and propose to me tomorrow morning.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The one thing I'm going to take away from this thread is the nickname "Towel Tiger."

    That was, as the kids say, good to me.

    I still love you AlanTuring. Even if you do steal my nickname for Captain *kitten*!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    schlong?

    it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....

    now if you lick it.....

    i can't promise anything.

    I thought liking was your way of saying I like you:blushing:

    ::LICKS:: I LIKE you....

    better?
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    Car?

    House?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.

    You ladies wanna join my in my van?

    If it has a nice shag rug, sure.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    oh baby...reverse psychology will get you EVERYwhere!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.

    You ladies wanna join my in my van?

    If it has a nice shag rug, sure.

    Yes, yes, of course. Pay no mind to those restraints.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    oh baby...reverse psychology will get you EVERYwhere!

    I should probably try that with my kids.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    (Stomps foot)

    I am not icky and I do not have cooties!

    (Folds arms and pouts)
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.

    You have another hand too?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    (Stomps foot)

    I am not icky and I do not have cooties!

    (Folds arms and pouts)

    If you had pigtails, I'd pull them. :wink: :tongue:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    (Stomps foot)

    I am not icky and I do not have cooties!

    (Folds arms and pouts)

    If you had pigtails, I'd pull them. :wink: :tongue:

    I did, many moons ago...
  • oneworkoutatatime
    oneworkoutatatime Posts: 312
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    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
    [/quote]


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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