Why are most women on MFP gorgeous?

This thread also reminds me of the old Bobby Bare song, "Numbers":

I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.

Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you know
Nine is about as far as any chick can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me
So for brains and good judgement, I'd give her a three.

I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible eight
You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your head's on straight."
She looked up and down my perfect frame
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.

She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten
And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do
Now, let's just see, just how much I give you.

She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers jive
Your style makes me smile, I give it a five
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.

That must be your car parked out on the curb
That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than five
Except, for your pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.

That wine you're pourin' might be fine to you
But I'm used to fine champagne, I give it a two
It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth
I give it a six, you could use some dental work.

But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a half
And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done
Since there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.

She walked out, while up and down the line
The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your nine
Nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
She didn't have no class, I barely gave her a two.

Spoken:
Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There's flaws in all of them
That's why on a scale of ten to one, friend
There ain't no ten.

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Me too! I keep trying to quit...but keep coming back...

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Be careful its all a trick, I have learned you can't judge someone by there body but yet cant judge by there face, What does that mean you ask?
Well a girl could have a amazing body but when she looks at you her face is .&^%$#, same other way around, her face could be beautiful but her body ewwww. From pictures yes lot of pretty females here. The Booty thread my fav so far

Is this the case for men as well? If so, which category do you fit into?

because.

Be careful its all a trick, I have learned you can't judge someone by there body but yet cant judge by there face, What does that mean you ask?
Well a girl could have a amazing body but when she looks at you her face is .&^%$#, same other way around, her face could be beautiful but her body ewwww. From pictures yes lot of pretty females here. The Booty thread my fav so far

Is this the case for men as well? If so, which category do you fit into?

I don't know if it goes for guys or not, I am not into guys, and but for myself Well Guess you could ask my gf. For sure not here to impress you either.

Awww shucks, thanks. :blushing:

A gorgeous lady thread that I'm not a part of? Pft. Whatever.

People can't handle your purple stripe.

LOL there's always a rate me thread