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Bragging Friday
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I am a good photographer. I sing really well. I am a good mommy. I care about my patients. I am determined. I am very clean, but not OCD about it. I am one hell of a baker, and a good all around cook. I am pretty good in the sack. I have no doubt that I would be a great wife........ if I were married.0
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I bake (from scratch) some of the most amazing *kitten* you'll ever eat in your life.
Oh, and . . . .
<~~ I make beautiful babies.
What she said!0 -
I know who let the dogs out, why the caged bird sings AND who put the bomp in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
I know there is no "bomp" in "bop shoo bop shoo bop."0 -
i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.0
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I can cook fairly well. I can bake and decorate a cake almost as well as a pro with no professional training and I'm not too bad of a singer either...but I'm shy...very shy. Stage fright ruins everything!
Who wants cake or pie? (Yes, the pictures are huge, I’m sorry, I can’t resize them from here…get over it!)
Yes please! I'll have some pie!
And that is some great stuff. I've worked with a few pastry chefs that would be proud of that work. Well done!0 -
Or you're the sidekick that gets killed off because he's lollame.
Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.
NO YOU'RE NOT.I'm Batman
I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.
Isn't Batman dead Lea??
Your days are numbered, Brett.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The Flash runs circles around you pack o' turds anyway. Batman is just Richard Branson in a rubber suit.0 -
That I've lost almost 100 lbs and have been able to FINALLY maintain my weight loss! Can I get a whoop - whoop?! :happy:0
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i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.
You know it doesn't count if they're drinking from a sippy cup right?0 -
As of today, I'm no longer OBESE!0
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i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.
I used to be able to....... now, my alcohol related skill is that I can sleep comfortably in a bathtub without drowning..........0 -
Brag #8 - I can squat 245 lbs.
Brag #9 - My kitten is actually The Best Cat in the World.
Brag #10 - I can do the best Power Girl cosplay ever.0 -
As of today, I'm no longer OBESE!
Hey, good for you!! That's awesome!0 -
Brag #10 - I can do the best Power Girl cosplay ever.
Pics or I'm saying that Rock's is better.0 -
I can cook fairly well. I can bake and decorate a cake almost as well as a pro with no professional training and I'm not too bad of a singer either...but I'm shy...very shy. Stage fright ruins everything!
Uh, I can attest to the fact that you cook much more than "fairly well" :happy:
And now I want more cake dammit!0 -
My eyes are pretty:
Can't see them from behind you.....
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.
That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation 0 -
Or you're the sidekick that gets killed off because he's lollame.
Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.
NO YOU'RE NOT.I'm Batman
I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.
Isn't Batman dead Lea??
Your days are numbered, Brett.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The Flash runs circles around you pack o' turds anyway. Batman is just Richard Branson in a rubber suit.
It's DC they're all lollame...0 -
i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.
I used to be able to....... now, my alcohol related skill is that I can sleep comfortably in a bathtub without drowning..........
Memories...... my friends had to kick in the door of the bathroom in our Vegas hotel last year because they thought I was dead in the shower....psh......no way, I was sleeping comfortably with my head WELL above the water line.0 -
I have a nice *kitten*
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My eyes are pretty:
Can't see them from behind you.....
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.
That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
Awww I spy a bromance
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It's DC they're all lollame...
Tony Stark = Bruce Wayne
Same guy, different city. Both completely superpowerless.0 -
i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.
I will take that challange. Being a professional musician, drinking is part of the job. People usually under-estimate my drinking skill. But I have never passed out or puked from drinking.0 -
I can fart louder than my kids, regularly dutch oven them...they me 0
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I can write really beautiful poetry and creative short stories. I'm not someone who loves singing, but I am constantly told at church that I have a beautiful voice. I also get a lot of compliments on my smile.
But my happiest mentionable comes from my boyfriend. After years of searching and praying, I can finally say that I have found the man who I will spend the rest of my life with. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and the love we share is like nothing else I have experienced.0 -
It's DC they're all lollame...
Tony Stark = Bruce Wayne
Same guy, different city. Both completely superpowerless.
Except one of them is Iron Man, your argument is invalid!!!0 -
My eyes are pretty:
Can't see them from behind you.....
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.
That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
Awww I spy a bromance
It's just rape.0 -
I have an awesome friends list.0
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My eyes are pretty:
Can't see them from behind you.....
Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.
That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......
You two are so cute together.....
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I have a nice *kitten* hahaha
Pics or it didn't happen.0 -
I can fart louder than my kids, regularly dutch oven them...they me
I am so strangely turned on right now........0 -
i like turtles.
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