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Or if you hate cats, kittens in the ocean.
:flowerforyou:
"You had me at kittens in the ocean..."0 -
u called me insensitive and idiot which i am neither
This cracks me up. Reminds me of my children fighting...."He called me an idiot! Mom!!" :sad: Seriously? You reported him???
I reported you for reminding me that my kids fight over stupid crap like this. :bigsmile:
u made me laugh! imma report u!0 -
Hold on. Just wait one darn minute. I still need to get my Underoos back.
*sticks 'em down my shirt and runs like hell out the back door, grabbing some bean dip on the way out*
Oh, I'll find them. Even if i have to inspect every inch of you. And when I find them, I'll continue inspecting to ensure you haven't hidden the Underoos of others. Course, I don't really care about the Underoos; I just appreciate complete and thorough inspections.
And by "appreciate" you mean...
I already have two strikes, so I must take a vow of silence on these here public forums. :laugh:0 -
Oh, I'll find them. Even if i have to inspect every inch of you. And when I find them, I'll continue inspecting to ensure you haven't hidden the Underoos of others. Course, I don't really care about the Underoos; I just appreciate complete and thorough inspections.
And by "appreciate" you mean...
I already have two strikes, so I must take a vow of silence on these here public forums. :laugh:
I'll just make it up. It's more like real life that way.0 -
*sigh* And to think...we were just gearing up for a party with bean dip, Underoos and competent bartenders.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hold on. Just wait one darn minute. I still need to get my Underoos back.
*sticks 'em down my shirt and runs like hell out the back door, grabbing some bean dip on the way out*
Pass them on like a baton and run like hell!!!!! *runs like a mad woman and drunkinly passes out in the snow*
Don't worry, I'll cover you up with the Underoos and leave a Solo cup of an unnamed liquid at your side for you when you come-to. I got this!0 -
Oh, I'll find them. Even if i have to inspect every inch of you. And when I find them, I'll continue inspecting to ensure you haven't hidden the Underoos of others. Course, I don't really care about the Underoos; I just appreciate complete and thorough inspections.
And by "appreciate" you mean...
I already have two strikes, so I must take a vow of silence on these here public forums. :laugh:
I'll just make it up. It's more like real life that way.
Just make sure you let me know what I meant. :bigsmile:0 -
*sigh* And to think...we were just gearing up for a party with bean dip, Underoos and competent bartenders.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hold on. Just wait one darn minute. I still need to get my Underoos back.
*sticks 'em down my shirt and runs like hell out the back door, grabbing some bean dip on the way out*
Pass them on like a baton and run like hell!!!!! *runs like a mad woman and drunkinly passes out in the snow*
Don't worry, I'll cover you up with the Underoos and leave a Solo cup of an unnamed liquid at your side for you when you come-to. I got this!0 -
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Yea...I think I'm done here. :laugh:0
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Who's Kesha?
I believe the question is "what"?
Kesha-
A mythical being, sometimes compared to a Chimera, often covered in such iridescent scales, that it is said to sparkle like glitter......
It also likes to make crappy music.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This mythical being survives by feeding on gummy beers, whiskey, and souls of the innocent...0 -
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