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    Things men will never hear a woman say

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    • Posts: 176 Member
      Honey, I can't wait for your mom to get here!
    • Posts: 17 Member
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      Hey Jack, you are talking my language



      Yuppies. I like watching DD with my Hubs. :)
    • Posts: 108 Member
      "My best friend? Heck no, I don't care if you sleep with her!"
    • Posts: 378 Member
      Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

      omg this^^^
    • Posts: 169 Member
      "That wasn't too quick at all! It was exactly the amount of time I needed to get mine as well..."
    • Posts: 24 Member
      I don't know why the hell you're stopping to ask for directions. I know you know where you are going...
    • Posts: 270 Member
      Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!


      Actually I would say that --- I love that show! :laugh:
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      Me too
    • Posts: 167 Member
      "Take your time getting ready, I just opened a fresh beer"
    • Posts: 129 Member
      "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

      This.
    • Posts: 149 Member
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      Um. I have said "i wish you would buy me an ar15" about a million times.

      one is fine, many is a waste lol

      Oh and I would like to add video games to the list lol
    • Posts: 82
      "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."

      No way!! If my hubby can't help me come up with solutions, I wouldn't bother talking to him about something. What would be the point?
    • Posts: 414 Member
      Honey you head off to the pub with your friends, I'm just gonna stay here, make myself prity and cook you up a steak for whatever time you fancy coming home. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 149 Member
      "That wasn't too quick at all! It was exactly the amount of time I needed to get mine as well..."


      I actually LOL'd at this:laugh: :drinker:
    • Posts: 372
      I was wrong.

      I said this once...then I discovered I was mistaken.
    • Posts: 413 Member
      you are right.

      I dont mind admitting when I'm wrong but I will never tell that you were right. :noway:
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
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      I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

      Damn near everything is female code for "you can shut up now."
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
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      This made me laugh and cringe all at the same time.

      I get that a lot.
    • Posts: 69 Member
      "You're right - men ARE better drivers than women."

      "I think we should buy you some more graphic tees from Walmart. They are SO funny."

      "It turns me on when you wear your 'Jingle my bells' Christmas boxers."
    • Posts: 441 Member
      I was going to type something, then I realized it was men in general, and not me specifically.
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      Here honey. I'll take out the trash.
    • Posts: 303 Member
      No, my closet is big enough. Feel free to start using my side for all your crap. I really don't need my own walk in closet :)
    • Posts: 1,752 Member
      I can be ready to go in 5 minutes....
    • Posts: 1,854 Member
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      No way!! If my hubby can't help me come up with solutions, I wouldn't bother talking to him about something. What would be the point?
      Every other woman I've talked to nods in agreement when I tell them it took me years to figure out that when a woman unloads her personal problems on me, all she wants or expects is for me to listen intently, furrow my brow and shake my head gently from side to side.
    • Posts: 479 Member
      Of course I don't think you're too close to your Mother!
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      " I think it's so sexy when you braid your nose hair like that"
    • Posts: 5,798 Member
      "Sorry I can't cuddle right now honey, I'm in the middle of this level."

      Oh ****, I have said that. Nevermind.
    • Posts: 342 Member
      Since you clearly don't know how women think, let me explain the entire process for you.
    • Posts: 1,438 Member
      go ahead, spend all weekend watching football games, I got the honey-do list covered

      oh, and why don't you invite all your buddies over too
    • Posts: 1,265 Member
      Let's just have this one night stand, don't ever call me again after you hot, sexy stud muffin.

      :laugh:

      I assume this is probably something men will never hear a woman say, lol.
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      "Go ahead,I know that playing golf is more important then our anniversary :smile: "

      lol I would say let me play with ya

      (then again I guess it helps I do golf)
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