POP TARTS: More evil than we first believed!!!

The only problem that I see is that the poptart was strawberry and not brown sugar. Epic fail, kid.

Valid point.

And if it wasn't frosted, then that kid should be expelled permanently. No excuse for an unfrosted poptart.

The only problem that I see is that the poptart was strawberry and not brown sugar. Epic fail, kid.

Clearly you haven't had the red velvet pop tarts...

Clearly!

The rules that schools have no are just plain ridiculous. They have really taken things too far. Here they have the "no sweets" rule but THEN have fundraisers at local fast food and ice cream shops. It's only ok if they are pimpin' your kids out to make a buck for the school. In my opinion we all must endure a little pain/sadness/sorrow in our lives to be able to appreciate the beauty of happiness, the way things are so delicately handled anymore will surely lead to an interesting future, indeed.

Yep, and our public school won't allow a peanut butter sandwich from home. But if you're kids lunch account is empty, they give them...a peanut butter sandwich.

The only problem that I see is that the poptart was strawberry and not brown sugar. Epic fail, kid.

Valid point.

And if it wasn't frosted, then that kid should be expelled permanently. No excuse for an unfrosted poptart.

You, sir. I like you.

It's like I've been saying for years. Pop Tarts will kill you!

That's it. We can never visit the states again. My son makes guns out of Lego.:frown:

Yes, there is an all points bulletin out for your son at this very moment. I'm just glad the statute of limitations is in effect otherwise they'd be locking me away right now. When I was a kid we used to make fake guns out of anything we could find (we were too poor to buy "real" fake guns in the store). But any stick made a great gun if you used your imagination.

50 years ago people were teaching their 7 year olds how to use hunting rifles and now all we're doing is teaching them how to be whiny, victimized, mini-adults. So sad.

my child will be taught how to use a rifle lol

Edited because I posted something that popped up a second ago from someone else. I didn't want to be a copycat

This happened in my area...it's ridiculous. Kids aren't even allowed to be kids anymore...it's ridiculous.

So much truth, we are so overly cautious about things that it brings so much attention to the negatives rather than positives.

I honestly think the entire world has become so overly sensitive on an incredible amount of subjects... like we need to coddle everything now *pffffbt*

Omg can't....stop....laughing...!! Please make it stop! :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

The red filled like strawberry pop tarts get their color from red bugs. Horrid food.

The red filled like strawberry pop tarts get their color from red bugs. Horrid food.

If this was true, it would make red poptarts better. They use red dye #40, which is derived from coal. I'd rather eat a bug.

I saw this yesterday and just... :noway:

Is common sense dwindling everywhere? Or just here in the U.S.? This is why people think American's are stupido.

Common sense is so rare it should be considered a super power...

I am saddened to be the one to tell you, but I feel someone should. Common Sense passed away, I did save the Obituary...

Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair; and
- Maybe it was my fault..

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers:
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because
so few realized he was gone.

Here's another one with a 5 year old and a hello kitty bubble gum gun. People have lost their freakin minds.
They'll punish little kids for playing, but no mental health treatment for the violent criminals actually shooting people because that might violate their rights!!

http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/29/hello-kitty-bubble-gun-comment-lands-5-year-old-in-school-suspension/