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    Things women will never hear a man say

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      "Here, let me do those dishes while you relax and catch up on America's Next Top Model. Then I'll go get started on that laundry while I give the kids a bath. Can I get you a glass of wine or anything to enjoy while you relax?"
    • Posts: 1,238 Member
      Taylor Swift is such a great singer
    • Posts: 149 Member
      I just want to cuddle.

      my SO has said this, and has also done it as a substitute for sex...smh
    • Posts: 119
      Do you think this is a good idea?

      He fell off a roof one night....
      Never heard my husband say this..he has however said, guess that wasn't a good idea, was it? LOL.
    • Posts: 82 Member
      Lets go shopping
    • Posts: 119
      Taylor Swift is such a great singer

      LoL
    • Posts: 13 Member
      No, of course your bum doesn't look big in that!
    • Posts: 5,404 Member
      Sure, I'd love to hold your purse!
    • Posts: 127 Member
      I wish you'd talk more!
    • Posts: 85 Member
      No, you stay home and relax. Let me go to the store and get you some tampons.
    • Posts: 221 Member
      "I'm a terrible driver"... :noway:
    • Posts: 85 Member
      exactly!!

      Happy Wife.. Happy Life!! ;)

      I love comedian Jeff Allen.
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      I wish you'd talk more!

      LOL
    • Posts: 1,171 Member
      when MFP users strike back ..... hahahahaha this thread goes up, reported, goes down and back again

      Maybe the sensitive snowflakes will just learn to do the intelligent thing and avoid threads that might offend their sensitive senses. :smokin:

      "yes, yes your *kitten* does look fat in that dress"
    • Posts: 1,108 Member
      I'm wrong:laugh:



      That is funny because you`ll never hear a woman say that either! haha!
    • Posts: 1,171 Member
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      That is funny because you`ll never hear a woman say that either! haha!

      Hey hey now ....nobody's perfect
      Perfection is a flaw and I have none

      Just to add: however there is nothing flawed about those abs....damn
    • Posts: 1,108 Member
      Be back! Going to buy you more PADs at the store!
    • Posts: 866 Member
      "No, no. Let me make YOU a sandwich!"
    • Posts: 149 Member
      when MFP users strike back ..... hahahahaha this thread goes up, reported, goes down and back again

      Maybe the sensitive snowflakes will just learn to do the intelligent thing and avoid threads that might offend their sensitive senses. :smokin:

      "yes, yes your *kitten* does look fat in that dress"


      THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! lol:drinker:
    • Posts: 175 Member
      Sure...I'll go shovel the horse poop out of the barn for you. ....
    • Posts: 611 Member
      I think I need to clean the stove.

      Honey, I don't think these shoes go with that blouse.

      Your chest is too big.
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      That is funny because you`ll never hear a woman say that either! haha!

      Because we aren't......EVER :wink:
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      THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! lol:drinker:

      I love it .... like when cars ban together on the highway to block one A-hole driver....makes ya feel good
    • Posts: 11,118 Member
      Let's talk about our feelings.

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      Honey, I made you an account on myfitnesspal.com. Your user name will be Fatty McGee, password, sexlessmarriage.
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      You look tired. Here, sit down and I'll make you a sandwich.
    • Posts: 652 Member
      I'm pregnant
    • Posts: 244 Member
      I'm pregnant
      This..only because my honey actually will tell me to sit and relax while he scoops poop from the cat box, washes dishes, does laundry, and does various other chores, and he also likes to cuddle
    • Posts: 1,333 Member
      "I know you faked it,"
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      "Yes! That new credit card IS so cute. I too, love how the little numbers all line up just right."
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