Things women will never hear a man say

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  • kandrews24
    kandrews24 Posts: 610 Member
    You know, I don't really know how to fix ____, why don't you call a professional and have it done right?
  • yankeez1212
    yankeez1212 Posts: 50
    yes that makes you look fat.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Sure, I love wearing condoms!
  • mrs_joshica
    mrs_joshica Posts: 275 Member
    "Do these carpenter jeans make me look fat?"

    LOL!!!
  • mrs_joshica
    mrs_joshica Posts: 275 Member
    Hey Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, you coming with?
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    Yes of course I care which washing machine/tumble drier/shoes/black trousers/duvet cover/curtains you choose. I'm really enjoying spending the whole day in this one shop. If we don't chose today, we could come tomorrow after I've made you breakfast in bed and got the kids bathed and dressed.
  • deeksha_s
    deeksha_s Posts: 79 Member
    Umm, this looks good but lets checkout the next shop anyways.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Yes you do look fat in that dress.
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    lets go again...straight away
  • fitnessjoes
    fitnessjoes Posts: 68
    I love the way your shoes match your dress......
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Here baby, why dont you try this dress and that one on!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I saw these fantastic diamond earrings in a shop window and decided to buy you those instead of the 50" plasma TV I wanted.

    I'd be annoyed if my husband did that, because I'd rather have the 50" plasma TV
  • tegantheaverage
    tegantheaverage Posts: 142 Member
    You know, I don't really know how to fix ____, why don't you call a professional and have it done right?

    Brilliant.
  • fitnessjoes
    fitnessjoes Posts: 68
    Lets Pull over and ask this guy for Directions!
  • melonay
    melonay Posts: 13 Member
    Yes, I will get off Facebook and do _______ right now! Thanks for reminding me for the 10th time!"
  • luckyjuls
    luckyjuls Posts: 505 Member
    I'm going to eat my feelings tonight.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    I will be happy to stop playing WOW to watch "My week with Marilyn with you"...well someone may have heard it but I never have lol

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