Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    I just need to run to Target to get one thing.

    Why, yes, I'll swallow.
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    I don't need a new pair of shoes
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    "Sorry I can't cuddle right now honey, I'm in the middle of this level."

    Oh ****, I have said that. Nevermind.

    ME TOO! I was shaking my head at that one til I saw the rest :laugh:
  • reallifealien
    reallifealien Posts: 128 Member
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    "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

    thank you
  • Just2Bhappy
    Just2Bhappy Posts: 113 Member
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    There is nothing i'd rather do after a long day of work than clean the house, cook you dinner and give you a *kitten*.
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
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    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."

    bahahaha this guys got it!
  • babymaddux
    babymaddux Posts: 209 Member
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    I have way too many shoes.

    oh, i know i have way too many. i've even said it out loud twice, and once was to a man. but it won't stop me finding more that i just have to have as well - a lovely pair of boots magically arrived today lol
  • The1iceQueen
    The1iceQueen Posts: 119
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    "Hey put on that teddy I bought ya."
  • babymaddux
    babymaddux Posts: 209 Member
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    I can be ready to go in 5 minutes....

    i hate to admit it, i usually am. i don't wear make up - saves hours lol
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
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    "The check engine light came on so I pulled over and checked the engine"
  • madrose0715
    madrose0715 Posts: 463 Member
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    Of course I don't think you're too close to your Mother!

    bwahahaha. yes.
  • madrose0715
    madrose0715 Posts: 463 Member
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    'no, it's not too small, honey"
  • JessikaBlayne
    JessikaBlayne Posts: 1,457
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    "let me rub your feet"
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
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    I have way too many shoes.

    I have way too many shoes.

    There, I said it.
  • crawford4398
    crawford4398 Posts: 441 Member
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    Check out that HOT redhead, you should go talk to her. LOL
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    I know I look fat in this dress and instead of trying to get a petty yes from you I will eat better and workout so that I can look fabulous in it for you later on.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Check out that HOT redhead, you should go talk to her. LOL

    Why not? Redheads are hot!
  • april1445
    april1445 Posts: 334
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    I was wrong.

    That's because we never are wrong.
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
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    "Jax Teller is not hot"
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
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    You want your *kitten* now or should I wait until you're done playing video games?

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