Things men will never hear a woman say
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I just need to run to Target to get one thing.
Why, yes, I'll swallow.0 -
I don't need a new pair of shoes0
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"Sorry I can't cuddle right now honey, I'm in the middle of this level."
Oh ****, I have said that. Nevermind.
ME TOO! I was shaking my head at that one til I saw the rest :laugh:0 -
"Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."
thank you0 -
There is nothing i'd rather do after a long day of work than clean the house, cook you dinner and give you a *kitten*.0
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"Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."
bahahaha this guys got it!0 -
I have way too many shoes.
oh, i know i have way too many. i've even said it out loud twice, and once was to a man. but it won't stop me finding more that i just have to have as well - a lovely pair of boots magically arrived today lol0 -
"Hey put on that teddy I bought ya."0
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I can be ready to go in 5 minutes....
i hate to admit it, i usually am. i don't wear make up - saves hours lol0 -
"The check engine light came on so I pulled over and checked the engine"0
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Of course I don't think you're too close to your Mother!
bwahahaha. yes.0 -
'no, it's not too small, honey"0
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"let me rub your feet"0
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I have way too many shoes.
I have way too many shoes.
There, I said it.0 -
Check out that HOT redhead, you should go talk to her. LOL0
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I know I look fat in this dress and instead of trying to get a petty yes from you I will eat better and workout so that I can look fabulous in it for you later on.0
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Check out that HOT redhead, you should go talk to her. LOL
Why not? Redheads are hot!0 -
I was wrong.
That's because we never are wrong.0 -
"Jax Teller is not hot"0
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You want your *kitten* now or should I wait until you're done playing video games?0
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