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    In a Calorie Quandry

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    • Posts: 123 Member
      Damn you !! Now I want icing....
    • Posts: 704 Member
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      I'm eating celery with chocolate frosting as we speak. I'm practically invisible.
      I don't like to waste my negative calories on celery. And now that I know frosting without cake is a negative calorie food, I will never eat celery again!
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Damn you !! Now I want icing....
      I know where you can find some. But you better hurry.
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?
    • Posts: 337 Member
      Sharing too much frosting with your new best friend Mike can lead to pregnancy.

      This. You should probably be tested.
    • Posts: 3,602 Member
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      I live in San Diego, so I have no idea about trains. Ask me about ships, boats, kayaks, or dolphins.

      Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!! :wink:
    • Posts: 3,602 Member
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      Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!! :wink:

      Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:
    • Posts: 851 Member
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      That seems reasonable.

      best answer
    • Posts: 3
      I like the people on this thread almost as much as frosting.
    • Posts: 2,177 Member
      Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 704 Member
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      Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:
      I understood it. But then... I'm classy!
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?
      I can't find eleventeen in the database.
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:
      That's a good idea. Though I wonder if I might need to go to rehab.
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:

      Frosting.jpg

      and calorie free................
    • Posts: 140
      Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.
    • Posts: 708 Member
      This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
    • Posts: 1,897 Member
      This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
      How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?
    • Posts: 708 Member
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      How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?

      Marry
    • Posts: 3,677 Member
      I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
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      Marry

      :angry: :explode: :mad:
    • Posts: 708 Member
      I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

      I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
    • Posts: 3,677 Member
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      I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

      Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...
    • Posts: 708 Member
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      Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

      Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.
      Problem: All my frosting was white. Except for the chocolate mousse in the center.
    • Posts: 419 Member
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      I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

      oooo *pretends to hug, cops a feel*
    • Posts: 3,677 Member
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      Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

      But the Herpivia isn't!

      Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.
    • Posts: 768 Member
      :laugh:

      Seriously??!!
    • Posts: 704 Member
      This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
      I can't throw up. I haven't thrown up since 1991 when I was pregnant AND had the stomach flu.
    • Posts: 704 Member
      I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
      Shall I tell you where to find the frosting?? It's just off Balboa, very centrally located! :smokin:
    • Posts: 708 Member
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      But the Herpivia isn't!

      Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.

      I don't like to be ridden, even fat girls know dat!
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