In a Calorie Quandry

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  • nbsambucca
    nbsambucca Posts: 123 Member
    Damn you !! Now I want icing....
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Frosting without cake is a negative calorie food. Congrats on that.
    That's fantastic. And so much tastier than celery.

    I'm eating celery with chocolate frosting as we speak. I'm practically invisible.
    I don't like to waste my negative calories on celery. And now that I know frosting without cake is a negative calorie food, I will never eat celery again!
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Damn you !! Now I want icing....
    I know where you can find some. But you better hurry.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Sharing too much frosting with your new best friend Mike can lead to pregnancy.

    This. You should probably be tested.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
    Baby shower
    Costco cake
    Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
    The baby is due on April 3rd
    It was not my baby shower
    I am not pregnant

    I ate:
    The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
    The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
    The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate

    I drank:
    1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:

    I did NOT eat:
    Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:

    More facts:
    I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
    I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off

    Question:
    How much frosting did I eat?
    Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
    :love: mmmmmmFROSTING


    I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:
    I live in San Diego, so I have no idea about trains. Ask me about ships, boats, kayaks, or dolphins.

    Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!! :wink:
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
    Baby shower
    Costco cake
    Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
    The baby is due on April 3rd
    It was not my baby shower
    I am not pregnant

    I ate:
    The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
    The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
    The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate

    I drank:
    1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:

    I did NOT eat:
    Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:

    More facts:
    I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
    I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off

    Question:
    How much frosting did I eat?
    Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
    :love: mmmmmmFROSTING


    I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:
    I live in San Diego, so I have no idea about trains. Ask me about ships, boats, kayaks, or dolphins.

    Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!! :wink:

    Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    If it wasn't attached to the cake the calories don't count.
    That seems reasonable.

    best answer
  • Tag9
    Tag9 Posts: 3
    I like the people on this thread almost as much as frosting.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
    Baby shower
    Costco cake
    Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
    The baby is due on April 3rd
    It was not my baby shower
    I am not pregnant

    I ate:
    The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
    The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
    The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate

    I drank:
    1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:

    I did NOT eat:
    Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:

    More facts:
    I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
    I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off

    Question:
    How much frosting did I eat?
    Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
    :love: mmmmmmFROSTING


    I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:
    I live in San Diego, so I have no idea about trains. Ask me about ships, boats, kayaks, or dolphins.

    Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!! :wink:

    Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:
    I understood it. But then... I'm classy!
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?
    I can't find eleventeen in the database.
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:
    That's a good idea. Though I wonder if I might need to go to rehab.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:

    Frosting.jpg

    and calorie free................
  • DarkDiva2005
    DarkDiva2005 Posts: 140
    Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
    How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
    How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?

    Marry
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
    How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?

    Marry

    :angry: :explode: :mad:
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

    Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.
    Problem: All my frosting was white. Except for the chocolate mousse in the center.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    oooo *pretends to hug, cops a feel*
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

    Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

    But the Herpivia isn't!

    Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    :laugh:

    Seriously??!!
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
    I can't throw up. I haven't thrown up since 1991 when I was pregnant AND had the stomach flu.
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
    Shall I tell you where to find the frosting?? It's just off Balboa, very centrally located! :smokin:
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

    Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

    But the Herpivia isn't!

    Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.

    I don't like to be ridden, even fat girls know dat!
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