My dog has dog dreams ...

My dog attacks the vacuum; the entire front edge of my Eureka looks like it was taken to task by a cheese grater. But I'm guessing it's because she think it's an evil machine trying to steal her electricity.

My dog snores like a drunkin sailor...she can wake the entire house.

Ha! My dog does the same thing!!! LoL! It is too cute. When I see her doing this I usually shake her a little to wake her from her dream in case it is a nightmare.... You never know, right?

When mine dreams and seems restless she calms if I stroke her neck and shoulders. On the same principle, it might be a nightmare

My dog licks EVERYTHING. Like her tongue is never in her mouth. She licks the couch, the air, the walls, you name it.

Lol, is your dog a pug, or something otherwise brachycephalic?

Actually she is a bernese mountain dog mix! A big girl! lol she is... how should I put this... not the smartest dog out there. My dad says "she's not stupid, she's fun loving"... hehe

edited to say I have no idea what brachycephalic is :]

My dog does the exact same thing. She ia a Lab/Shepard mix. Looks more like a lab though. It scares me when she does it. Because I'm not expecting it. So I will say her name & it wakes her up and then she goes back to sleep. LOL

If you yell at my dog she sticks her tongue out at you. Every time you call her name within an hour of giving her crap she just turns looks at you and sticker her tongue out - not in a dog kind of way more like a pbbllllllllllttttt on you kind of way.

Every dog that has ever lived does that in their sleep.

My papillon, all 8 pounds of her, is a terribly ferocious hunter. And she likes to bring us her kill because it will apparently be the best part of our day. We keep the door to the backyard open most of the time because it's too much hassle having to let 4 dogs in and out and in and out, but this also means that they have constant access to wildlife. So far, my pap has brought me three or four birds, a rabbit (which she decided to place on my stomach while I was sleeping on the couch), and I once walked into the living room to find eight newborn bunnies crawling on the floor while she slapped them around a bit (it was a toy that MOVED!)

One of our dogs will occasionally howl repeatedly in her sleep. She will also get all 4 paws moving likes shes chasing something.

The other... Squeaky toys must get a squeakerectomy.

My dog does this too!! Then she runs around chewing on the squeaker until it's just a tiny chunk of chewed up plastic. So adorable

My chihuahua was so manipulative.

Every time she had a bad dog dream, she'd whimper and whine and we'd go and pet her, comfort her.

Eventually she caught onto this predictable response and began to fake her dreams. I'm not joking. She would fake her dreams so we would pet her, and I swear I have never seen such a smug face on a dog every time we fell for that BS.

My golden retriever learned that if she head butted us while we were holding food, said food would fall on the floor and she could eat it. At first I thought it was just her being loving and nuzzling me a bit too roughly, but no.

My dogs were terrified of the vacuum too. Then I started feeding them delicious treats while vacuuming. So now when I bring out the vacuum they both start sniffing and drooling all over the vacuum cleaner looking for treats. It's hilarious.

Must try this... My dog hides when hoover comes out too

Mine chases rabbits in his sleep.. with his legs twitching.
Scared of vaccuum.
Will be-head, de-squeak, de-stuff any squeaky toy we give him.

Now we gave him a huge long raw hide bone.... he hasn't chewed it at all and has had it for over 8 months.
He runs all over the house with it. I'm sure my calves are black and blue from him running into me with it as
he tries to be "first" down the hall way. And when he gets to the bedroom, he tries to go thru the door and can't .
Wonder how many times he has to whack the bone into the door frame before he figures out he needs to go
sideways.

His is a yellow lab... so he's just like Marley from "Marley and Me'. Except he hasn't ate any of my jewelry and
doesn't mess with my undies.

Every dog that has ever lived does that in their sleep.

And it never stops being adorable and funny.

My dog LOVES the snow and more so the ice that comes with it. Especially the giant ice balls that are left when the plow comes by. Regular snow balls he'll just destroy. Ice balls he picks them up -- some he gets are bigger than his HEAD -- and will run around with them or carry them our entire walk. If I throw a snow ball or ice ball for him and it explodes into pieces he goes crazy trying to find the pieces of that particular ice ball. Same thing when he picks one up himself. He leaves it some where he starts to freak out and runs around sniffing everything looking for it because for whatever reason he has to have THAT one.

We bought a kiddie pool this past summer to bathe him in and didn't realize that the next best thing to ice balls was a kiddie pool filled with water. So we keep it filled with water and have it on the back deck for him to play in. He can literally play in it for hours. It's so cute.

Daschand Mix: keeps other dogs ear and lips clean (she is like the little fish that stick to the tank windows and cleans the tanks, gross !), playfully bites at Great Danes legs when he runs by. , Beagle Mix: Slides around on the wood floors for no reason, she spins her legs alot but gets nowhere, just like in the cartoons ! , Great Dane: Stretches and poots constantly (fortunately they don't smell !), runs and whimpers when he is asleep, falls off his toddler mattress that is on the floor at least twice a night, snores like a big, fat man ! Whenever I cook they aren't allowed int he Kitchen, so they all lie at the edge of the kitchen hoping I tap my foot on the floor (means come get something I dropped), usually the beagle ges it, the others are too slow. They are so entertaining, gotta love
'em

So adorable!! I have a beagle mix too (he's in my weight loss ticker). They're quick on the draw when it comes to food haha