Your Parents Named you What?!!

I also saw a baby someone named Stormy Weathers...apparently they saw a pole in the child's future...

Growing up, my friend's neighbors were Richard and Edith Head

Went to high school with a girl named Celeste Teal. She was gorgeous, and aptly named as a beautiful, heavenly creature.

I used to go away to ballet summer camp every year, and one of the guys there was named, "Sky King Wolfe"

My dentist's name is Dr. Drool...

These are all athletes names:

if you dont believe me, I will source you

lucious pusey
Rusty Kuntz
Johnny ****shot
Chubby Cox
Ivana Mandic
Dewanna Bonner
Jack Glasscock

What exactly do you define as "athlete"?:huh:

Someone who plays a sport seems like the most logical answer

:grumble: Is adult film-making a sport? Just sayin' :flowerforyou:

idk. ask the guy from backroom casting couch

Guy I used to work with Harry Butux. The company we worked for had a roll call every morning during training. Good thing this guy had a great sense of humor.

You would think the name zoey was common enough but i still get people who say it's a weird name. The other day at the post office the guy asked me if my parents were sleepy and misspelled joey because my name "made no sense."

:mad:

Poor, ignorant people. Zoey is derivative from the greek word for life: ζωή (zoe). It is the same word from which English gets its word for zoo and zoology.

Lemonjello-Luh-mon-juh-lo
Orangejello-Uh-ron-juh-lo

1) I knew somebody that taught elementary school-age twins with those names! Primary accent on 2nd syllable, secondary on last.
2) I watched an interview where Luther Vandross admitted that 'Ronzoni' is his real first name and Luther is his middle. His mom hadn't thought of a name yet and look around the room and saw it on a box of pasta.
3) I have 2 nephews that 4 names each (e.g. 2 middle names). One of their middle names is "Montez", short for "Montezuma" which is what his mom's high school students voted for. The other nephew (his younger brother) would've been named "Venus" if he was a girl! *whew*
4) Former co-worker had a niece... when she was born, she went to visit a few days later. She asked her sister if settled on a name. Apparently mommy didn't think it through ahead of time, cuz her initials ended up being K.K.K! ... and she's African-American!
5) On my last job, there was an Eddie Edwards, a Mike Michaelson, a Mitch Mitchell, and a Pete Pederson (yeah, a 'D' in last name, but close enough)
6) My dentist's last name is Puller!
7) Famous martial arts franchise in this area named after the founder... Dong!
8) I knew a consultant named 'Kong Chin'. No big deal... except that his company made a first time ever exception for him for their login naming convention, which was 'last name + first initial'!
9) Ophelia Balls - Imagine seeing that name on a "Hi! I'm..." name tag during orientation! Laughs abound!

I know a four year old little boy whose parents named him Delete. Honestly. Poor kid.

There's a guy that works for the forestry department in Oregon, named Tim Burr. No kidding.

Also, I had a close call - my parents were mega-hippies, and if I'd been born a boy they would've named me Dweezil, after Frank Zappa's kid. Luckily, I was a girl (and they chose my decidedly more normal name over Moon Unit, or mayhaps Dweezella).

Oh, and my oral surgeon's name is - I kid you not - Dr. Slaughter.

Real doctor names:

Dr. Love (cardiologist)
Dr. Schpritz (urologist)
Dr. Di(ana) Mort (oncologist)
Dr. Slaughter (surgeon)
Dr. Zipper (urologist)
Dr. Moorkath (cardiologist)
Dr. Klutz (surgeon)
Dr. Richard Chopp (urologist)
Dr. Blinder (opthamologist)
Dr. Nudelman (urologist)
Dr. Butt (gastroenterologist)
Dr. Redwood (urologist)

I work with a Dr. Funk lol

Psychiatrist?

Locally, we hav e a Dentist named Larry Foote. Yeah,, that's right...his patients have foot in mouth, :Laugh:

In Middle School I knew a kid named Justin Case.

Could be worse... around here we have a dentist whose last name is spelled (I think) Uhrin, but pronounced "urine".

I used to work with someone who named their son Quigley Quigley (first and last name with no middle name) because her husband had a dream that they would have a boy and his nickname would be Q-squared.

Then I moved to Southern MD and worked with a woman named Ikea.

Oh and my step-mother legally changed her name to Littlebit. I kid you not. It's right there on her driver's license.

On a separate note, we sometimes call my sister Flower because my mother named her Heather Rose.

I had a friend in high school whose last name is Hooker. He always said if he had a daughter he was going to name her "Ima".

Airwrecka (pronounced Erica) LOL. It was some girl on the news.

My Midwife is Dr Cox