worst pick up lines ever!

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  • Courtky
    Courtky Posts: 56
    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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    LMAO!!

    hahahaha !
  • timeforme_2013
    timeforme_2013 Posts: 71 Member
    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.


    Im usually nice unless they r really revoltingly obnoxious, but ive been married so long i cant remember the worst or last pick up line i heard!!!!...:sad:
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

    BEARD RUB!!!!!
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  • timeforme_2013
    timeforme_2013 Posts: 71 Member
    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.


    Im usually nice unless they r really revoltingly obnoxious, but ive been married so long i cant remember the worst or last pick up line i heard!!!!...:sad:

    not crying about the married part, just to clarify. i love being married....:love::love:
  • darkheart
    darkheart Posts: 104 Member
    I was at the bar a couple of weeks ago for my friend's birthday and some old guy comes up to me said,

    "Your frames [referring to my glasses]... they're like a frame for a work of art!"

    Haven't heard that one before, but I laughed so hard, my drink almost went up my nose!
  • LindseySprake
    LindseySprake Posts: 333 Member
    Walking through my local shopping centre (or mall for all my US friends out there) had a random guy stop me in my tracks, ask that I feel his shirt sleeve ... which I then do, not quite sure why!!! ... he then says, ' Do you what that is? ... boyfriend material'.

    Ha I had to laugh. Please guys, don't use this line. Thank you.
  • LindseySprake
    LindseySprake Posts: 333 Member
    I was at the bar a couple of weeks ago for my friend's birthday and some old guy comes up to me said,

    "Your frames [referring to my glasses]... they're like a frame for a work of art!"

    Haven't heard that one before, but I laughed so hard, my drink almost went up my nose!

    Not heard that one either, quite sweet though :flowerforyou:
  • dxtra30
    dxtra30 Posts: 498 Member
    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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    LMAO!!

    DITTO!!.. LMAO!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    I'm six foot three and i have dimples. I don't use pick up lines.
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.

    Well said lol... and if anything it's funny and laughter is supposed to be good for your health....

    I was at a local casino throwing the dice at the craps table when a guy comes up beside me (mind you he is drunk) and says "I know this is wrong, and I shouldn't be saying this.... But I just like the way you jiggle" Stares at boobs..... I thought it was Hysterical... Mad he ruined my good streak... But hey guys will be guys.... Laugh it off, take the ego boost, and kindly say "good try" and walk away.... Just sayin..
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    I'm six foot three and i have dimples. I don't use pick up lines.


    Well hello, do you come here often? :smokin:
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    "You just don't know what you're missing." Uh, yes. I did. Alcoholic, divorced, probably diseased, pediophile, Elvis impersonator. He was the next door neighbor's son. In his 30's and I was all of 13 the first time he used that line on me.

    "Hey, *****. You want to ****?" You guessed it. In my early 20's and another loser.

    :explode:
  • clrnt1
    clrnt1 Posts: 12
    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away...

    Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them...
  • pohlcm08
    pohlcm08 Posts: 61
    Ah I love reading corny pick up lines, one of my guy friends and I used to say them back and forth all the time for fun and I wish I could remember some of them. But this one I'll never forget, someone actually said it to me:

    "There is a spider in your pants, can I get it?"

    Hahaha! Nope, never saw him again. lol.
  • ylor89
    ylor89 Posts: 105 Member
    I was at a speech competition sitting in this half lit auditorium waiting for the results. So I decided to do some chemistry homework. And then I felt something tug on my hair... I turned around and there was this guy who I recognized as one of my competitors. He had my hair in his hand and said, "You have really soft hair..." and then asked me out to his prom. He went on to say he likes making out in dark corners...remember we're sitting in this half lit auditorium. He ended up being quite a stalker. Let's just say I had to quit speech.
  • clrnt1
    clrnt1 Posts: 12
    I'm like chocolate pudding: I may look like crap, but I'm sweet as can be!
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    "We should hang out, maybe get a hotel, because I could **** you all night"

    Ummm how about, NO!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Im hung like a humming bird
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.

    how about ......I dont give a rats *kitten* about the line in general.........the point of the thread is to share corny **** for entertainment purposes. lighten up dude... seriously.
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  • vikkistarr89
    vikkistarr89 Posts: 122 Member
    This is the BEST pick up line.

    "Do you like wrestling? Because you're a stone cold stunner'
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    1-Good thing i brought my Library card, Because i am checking you out! :laugh: :flowerforyou:
    2-The word of the day is "Legs" So lets go back to my place and spread the word. :laugh:
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
    "You look A lot like my next boyfriend!"
  • clrnt1
    clrnt1 Posts: 12
    One more, and this is a true story..

    I stepped out of walmart on a dreary day a few months ago, and this adorable little old man shuffles over to me and says, "You better be careful out here in the rain." I asked him what he meant, and he says, "As sweet as you are, you might melt!"

    He was so sweet, and NOT creepy, it made my day!
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
    Feel my sweater.... Wanna know what it's made out of??? Boyfriend Material.... HAHA Nice!
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    There are 206 bones in your body. I would like to add one more.
  • dzuli823
    dzuli823 Posts: 115 Member
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:


    So the winner!!!
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    Baby I'll treat you like my homework-I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I can see something beautiful in your eyes...

    whoops that's just my reflection.


    Actually that's an awesome pick up line that always works.

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