worst pick up lines ever!

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  • My3Sons1051
    My3Sons1051 Posts: 356 Member
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    So, I am on this dating site and recieve this message from a guy...
    "When I saw you i fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons."
    Ummm... nope, he didn't get get either, LMAO
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
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    Walking on a bike path, random guy says "Sure is nice out today, wanna *kitten*"......:huh:
    I turned around and walked the other way lol
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
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    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.
  • calisunrise
    calisunrise Posts: 307
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    "can you smile for me?"

    how about NO?
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
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    How bout we call your one leg Thanksgiving and your other leg Christmas and lets party between holidays.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    I was told by a older lady at a bar, I have whatever you want money, credit cards you name it. I asked her if she had a younger over 18 daughter.
  • red0801
    red0801 Posts: 283 Member
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    "If I said you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

    Charlie Riech
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
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    My favorite one to use just to mess with someone:

    "I have some camouflage condoms, so you can't see me coming."
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
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    I've always thought that good or bad pick up lines were based on whether someone was interested or not. A guy that a woman was interested in may have an awful line, but find humor in its badness, because they were interested. But a great line was dumb, because of lack of interest. Though you have a better chance to get lost interest with a bad line, than a good line creating interest.

    That said, the line I think was my personal worst was when I was bartending when I said to a woman who I had been talking to for a while, "I'm sorry, it was really loud when you said your name, did you say Jennifer or Jennifers?" She answered "Jennifer, why would it be Jennifers?" Get ready to groan, I said, "Because Jennifers is plural, Jennifer is single, and if Jennifer is single, I'd love to go out with you."

    Terrible line, but I knew we were attracted to each other, we dated for about two years.
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
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    Oh oh....for those guys with genital warts all you have to say to a woman is, " I'm ribbed for your pleasure".
  • Courtky
    Courtky Posts: 56
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    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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    LMAO!!

    hahahaha !
  • timeforme_2013
    timeforme_2013 Posts: 71 Member
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    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.


    Im usually nice unless they r really revoltingly obnoxious, but ive been married so long i cant remember the worst or last pick up line i heard!!!!...:sad:
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

    BEARD RUB!!!!!
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  • timeforme_2013
    timeforme_2013 Posts: 71 Member
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    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.


    Im usually nice unless they r really revoltingly obnoxious, but ive been married so long i cant remember the worst or last pick up line i heard!!!!...:sad:

    not crying about the married part, just to clarify. i love being married....:love::love:
  • darkheart
    darkheart Posts: 104 Member
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    I was at the bar a couple of weeks ago for my friend's birthday and some old guy comes up to me said,

    "Your frames [referring to my glasses]... they're like a frame for a work of art!"

    Haven't heard that one before, but I laughed so hard, my drink almost went up my nose!
  • LindseySprake
    LindseySprake Posts: 333 Member
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    Walking through my local shopping centre (or mall for all my US friends out there) had a random guy stop me in my tracks, ask that I feel his shirt sleeve ... which I then do, not quite sure why!!! ... he then says, ' Do you what that is? ... boyfriend material'.

    Ha I had to laugh. Please guys, don't use this line. Thank you.
  • LindseySprake
    LindseySprake Posts: 333 Member
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    I was at the bar a couple of weeks ago for my friend's birthday and some old guy comes up to me said,

    "Your frames [referring to my glasses]... they're like a frame for a work of art!"

    Haven't heard that one before, but I laughed so hard, my drink almost went up my nose!

    Not heard that one either, quite sweet though :flowerforyou:
  • dxtra30
    dxtra30 Posts: 498 Member
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    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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    LMAO!!

    DITTO!!.. LMAO!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    I'm six foot three and i have dimples. I don't use pick up lines.
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
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    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.

    Well said lol... and if anything it's funny and laughter is supposed to be good for your health....

    I was at a local casino throwing the dice at the craps table when a guy comes up beside me (mind you he is drunk) and says "I know this is wrong, and I shouldn't be saying this.... But I just like the way you jiggle" Stares at boobs..... I thought it was Hysterical... Mad he ruined my good streak... But hey guys will be guys.... Laugh it off, take the ego boost, and kindly say "good try" and walk away.... Just sayin..

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