Your Parents Named you What?!!

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  • LeanQuest
    LeanQuest Posts: 57
    I was watching a T.V gameshow once and the contestant was called Fanny smellit
  • who922
    who922 Posts: 26 Member
    A Counselor in high school was named Richard Head----I do not lie!!
    A girl in high school---Candace Cain
    A guy in college---Alan Allan Allen!! No lie, good friends with my brother.
    A kid at the school where my wife was principal---Chasin Whiskey!! Don't know his last name.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    I remember when my mother in law had a student named ****head (Sha -thead). She had to ask him how to pronounce it because she was scared to say it how it was spelled!
    OK..this is like the 3rd one of these on this thread. I hope and pray that you all know the same ****head....because there can't possibly be that many parents actually choosing this name...can there?
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  • kimmynw1
    kimmynw1 Posts: 97 Member
    On a tombstone I saw........ Harry Balls SMH poor guy!
    My friends last name is Powers and he wants to name a son Max so...... Max Powers
  • MomofTeens
    MomofTeens Posts: 42 Member
    Two little boys in my neighborhood are named Blade and Sword.
    I can't stand it!! Especially when the mother yells from her porch..."Blade, Sword, get ur butts home now."

    PS: These 2 are too little to be out playing without supervision anyways. UGH!
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    Well not as extreme as some of these and it's more my grandparents fault because I inherited my middle name from my dad, but it's Annand....Kinda like my Grandma had a a bad stutter and just couldn't get And out. An,an,an,and....fuk it we'll call him Annand :)
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
    My son goes to school with a bunch of kids from the same family named Rain, Storm, and River.

    I went to school with a guy named Travis Traves (pronounced Travis).

    Also went to school with a girl named Crystal Chanda Lier.

    Why do parents hate their kids so much?? :laugh:
  • hifilights
    hifilights Posts: 7
    I knew a guy at school called Winter Bottom. Naturally everybody just nicknamed him frosty *kitten* :laugh:
  • marx4
    marx4 Posts: 236 Member
    This thread brightens even the gloomy day!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rubixcyoob
    rubixcyoob Posts: 395
    You would think the name zoey was common enough but i still get people who say it's a weird name. The other day at the post office the guy asked me if my parents were sleepy and misspelled joey because my name "made no sense."

    :mad:

    That is mad. My sisters name is Zoe, and she's the only one I've come across, but I don't think it sounds weird at all.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    i knew someone named HARRY WANG. i saw his driver's license and it was NOT harold.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    ben dover

    I went to school with a guy named Ben Dovey, such a nice guy too :wink:

    I worked with a gentleman named Mike Hunt (was Michael but he liked being called Mike) imagine the shock when you call over the PA system of the supermarket, Attention please staff will Mike Hunt please come to the front desk :blushing:
  • Lt_Starbuck
    Lt_Starbuck Posts: 576 Member
    This isnt dirty or gross or even funny but still a Your parents named you WHAT??

    A few people here know this, but I was named after Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty - her secret identity name, not even her Aurora princess name.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,382 Member
    Donald Duck. Poor kid committed suicide at around 16 years old...well, they called it a drug overdose.
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
    Went to school with a girl named SunDance

    Wierd, I have a daughter named Sundance, and Cheyanne, and Montanna!
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
    I have a friend whose name is Justin Case. And my fifth grade teacher was Mr. Gotz (pronouced goats) his first name was William (billy) and he had a sister Nancy (nanny).
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
    Real doctor names:

    Dr. Love (cardiologist)
    Dr. Schpritz (urologist)
    Dr. Di(ana) Mort (oncologist)
    Dr. Slaughter (surgeon)
    Dr. Zipper (urologist)
    Dr. Moorkath (cardiologist)
    Dr. Klutz (surgeon)
    Dr. Richard Chopp (urologist)
    Dr. Blinder (opthamologist)
    Dr. Nudelman (urologist)
    Dr. Butt (gastroenterologist)
    Dr. Redwood (urologist)

    I work with a Dr. Funk lol

    Psychiatrist?

    My uncle always told me I should be a surgeon... maiden name is Butcher :)
    Also the dentists Named : Payne, Pullar and Yanks!
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    A girl I used to work with named her daughter Penelope. Last name is Wise. Pretty b.a. if you ask me.
    Went to school with a Harry McNutt.
    Just saw an announcement for a Phoenix Heath Rivers.
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    The hubby's urologist was named Hugh **** - I am so not kidding. (oops - the program censored the last name - just think crude four letter word for male private part that starts with a "d")
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    My niece is named Galactika Fayadora...
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,249 Member
    I think some posters have been trolled - the L-a (ledasha) and Orangejello/lemonjello twins urban myths have been around for ages - yet every thread like this on every forum has someone who knows a friend of a friend called them.

    Some of this must be a cultural thing - I am in Australia, someone mentioned our different pronounciation of r's - quite true, I believe - but Taylah is not at all an unusual name here, Zoe is in top 20, very common.

    A few other names mentioned on here: Hunter, Josiah, Zelda, Winter - dont seem that weird to me. Not common but not weird either.
    Someone mentioned a lady called Bronwyn - that seems downright ordinary, not even borderline weird or unusual
    is it really not a commonly used name in USA? - is very common here in about 30 + age group.

    Someone else mentioned Candy Graham and Sharon Peters - either I am missing something or there is a cultural divide - cannot see anything wrong with these names at all?
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I have a friend who named one son Gatsby (as in The Great) and the other Guthrie (as in Woody.)


    I'm hoping she has a third boy and names him Garfunkel.


    Freaking hipsters...:grumble:
  • livingwithlam
    livingwithlam Posts: 40
    There was a teacher in my school named Mr. Weiner.

    Harry Weiner.

    Poor guy. :(
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 754 Member
    There was a girl in the town I used to live in called Star Power. Her last name really was Power - don't know what her parents were thinking naming her Star though.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I'm offended. Nothing wrong with these names.
  • musycnlyrics
    musycnlyrics Posts: 323 Member
    A woman (whose name is Sunday) named her daughters Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
    Last name Jones.
    -__-

    Also met:
    Lafreda
    Carrie Moos (pronounced like what the cow says, high school must have been hard for her!)
    Lapatrice (pronouced La-pay-triss)
    Marquavious
    Savannah Sunshine

    (I work with the public so I see a lot of weird names...some of them make me laugh out loud)
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
    I also know several guys named Michele -- some just used Michael and other used Mitchell or Mitch!!

    That's not weird. That's French.
    Exactly!

    I've known men named Kelly, Stacy, Tracy, Shannon, Kim and Robin

    Not the best choices for American men though....(my boss is a male Shannan, and he said he got beat up as a kid for it).

    "I' know it's French - but like poster above not the best choice for American men - kids in school don't know it's French - they just think it's a girls name. Ask any guy named Michele!!!
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    I think some posters have been trolled - the L-a (ledasha) and Orangejello/lemonjello twins urban myths have been around for ages - yet every thread like this on every forum has someone who knows a friend of a friend called them.

    Some of this must be a cultural thing - I am in Australia, someone mentioned our different pronounciation of r's - quite true, I believe - but Taylah is not at all an unusual name here, Zoe is in top 20, very common.

    A few other names mentioned on here: Hunter, Josiah, Zelda, Winter - dont seem that weird to me. Not common but not weird either.
    Someone mentioned a lady called Bronwyn - that seems downright ordinary, not even borderline weird or unusual
    is it really not a commonly used name in USA? - is very common here in about 30 + age group.

    Someone else mentioned Candy Graham and Sharon Peters - either I am missing something or there is a cultural divide - cannot see anything wrong with these names at all?

    Bronwyn is not weird, but not common in the USA. A Candy Gram is a singing telegram, sometimes with a sexual overtone. I don't get the Sharon Peters thing either. :ohwell:
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 929 Member
    I don't get the Sharon Peters thing either. :ohwell:
    Sharon...Sharing...?
  • arizonaladybug
    arizonaladybug Posts: 91 Member
    Hunter Burkey. military guy so its always backwards. Burkey, Hunter. LOL it was like right around thanksgiving when I saw this.LMAO

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