worst pick up lines ever!

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  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
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    damn girl you have the body of an angel...its just a shame you face is from hell

    lmao!!!!!! :drinker:
  • My3Sons1051
    My3Sons1051 Posts: 356 Member
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    Had a guy once tell me "I'm hung like a horse.......a seahorse."
    I spit my drink all over him, lol.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Maybe if you eat some of that makeup you'll be pretty inside too !!
  • migueltavares
    migueltavares Posts: 122
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    Girl, are you retarded? Because you look special.
  • 75kp
    75kp Posts: 1
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    If you have sex with me, the next hour ( give or take 59 minutes ) will be the best hour of your life ;)
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
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    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    i like spaghetti.
    lets f**k.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
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    How much does a polar bear weigh


    Enough to break the ice. Hi my names brandon
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
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    do u work at subway? cuz youre giving me a foot long.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
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    You got freckles i got freckles we got.something in common lets fk
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
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    damn u and ur freckle jokes!!!

    did u just fart? cuz ur blowing me away.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Beauty is just a light switch away.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
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    Bulllpooop it may be dark i.didnt lose my sense of touch..
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Maybe it only applies to the face, lol. Idk...I learned this line for a friend this weekend :)
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
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    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
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    im like pudding. i look like crap, but im sweet as can be.
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
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    You had me at "What the F--- you doing in my closet?"


    i love this one. im ganna use it.:laugh:
  • kaybelieve
    kaybelieve Posts: 118
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    Haha pick-up lines make me laugh, bit of an ice breaker to be honest, unless they're being deadly serious
    One that was used on me that made me laugh and in the end has resulted in a fantastic friendship was
    "If I can guess two numbers of your phone number in order then I can have it” “Okay then, go on” “07”
  • Nutella91
    Nutella91 Posts: 624 Member
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    you must be Russian.
    i get this every single day
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
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    You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
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    I once got "Whoa. Are your tits real?"

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