Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!!!0
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Don't know what's gotten into me lately...... But I wish it were you0
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Nice lol that would make me laugh
"Baby, you must be a kugelblitz cause you're so hot I just can't explain it"0 -
Hey that's my wallet !!!!0
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Hi, I'm Batman...0
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That would have caught me offguard and made me laugh. It would have TOTALLY worked. I would have bought YOU a drink.
Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?
(He says..um..no why?)
Well I wanted to give you my number and draw a heart around it, so that you'd remember me and call.0 -
"Hey babeh, got any raisins? No? How 'bout a date?"
*Edited to add: No, I wouldn't fall for the one above, hah!0 -
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. *Insert rimshot*
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'try and seduce me, my resistance is low'
'my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear...... oh you are?......... It must be 15 minutes fast'
'charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you!'
'my love for you is like pi... never ending'
''i wish i was your derivtive so that i could lie tangent to your curves'
'do you love water coz that means you love 80% of me'
and the geeky lines go on0 -
that shirt is really becoming on you.... of course if i were on you, i'd be cuming too0
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One time while traveling thru New Mexico, This man looks me up and down, licks his lips, and says "damn girl, you look just like my sister"
Wish I was making that up LOL0 -
Q: Do you have any italian/french/german/argentinian/thai etc. in you?
A: No.
Q: Want some?
My fave because it immediately tells me who I'm dealing with so I can right away refer to all my deeply held stereotypes and labels.
NOTE: This line only works between the races because if one answers yes, there's no punch line. There is then though an open door to discuss commonalities fave foods or whatnot. Win/Win line.0 -
Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.0
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wow @ that lol
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?0 -
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"0
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Would you like to go have pizza and a *kitten*?
What don't like pizza?0 -
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?0
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What winks and f**ks like a tiger? *wink*0
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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I'm going outside to makeout, care to join me?0
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from a song..."Do you work at subway because you can give me a footlong any day"0
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