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  • sally_jeffswife
    sally_jeffswife Posts: 766 Member
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    I am not a guy but sounds like its prob like a heat rash or something.Tried to look up home remedies for ya online. Don't use alot of strong soaps when you bathe. Maybe use like a witch hazel a little bit in your bath water. And try putting aloe vera on it. Wear loose underwear that breathes well. If you get L-Lysine from walmart or health food store and Acidophilus try taking that. These are what home remedies sites recommended online.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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    Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

    *I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

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    Oh no you didn't just post an eye roll picture at me. If I knew how to post a picture, It would be 3 snaps in a Z formation! That's right.

    The best part of that...is that I can picture your head weaving to and fro with a big "MMMM HMMM" at the end....
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    First question: WAX

    Second: Unicorn pixie dust.

    LOL. Where do I find the unicorn? Dude ranches?

    I hear there is a gallery somewhere on the intermawebz.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I mean... I don't have the parts, but I've heard good things about this stuff from people who do.

    LOL. Is this shizz for real?
  • ScratchAndSniff
    ScratchAndSniff Posts: 48
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    Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs?
    You gots the bat wings, yo.

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  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
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    a possible solution?
  • FittingIn
    FittingIn Posts: 162 Member
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    Try a little cornstarch. It fixes the sticking problem.
  • SamanthaClarexo
    SamanthaClarexo Posts: 353 Member
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    Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.

    *I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.

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    Oh no you didn't just post an eye roll picture at me. If I knew how to post a picture, It would be 3 snaps in a Z formation! That's right.


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    I got your back girl!! :drinker:
  • em435
    em435 Posts: 210 Member
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    ..I just want this to show up on my news feed... :laugh:
  • FittingIn
    FittingIn Posts: 162 Member
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    Did you seriously think only men would respond???

    I hear Nair for Men works very well for the twig and berries.

    I've heard that Nair is exceptionally painful.
  • FittingIn
    FittingIn Posts: 162 Member
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    BTW, I did see an article recently quoting an specialist doctor who said saving the nether regions.is bad as micro cuts allow all sorts of infection/illness. Waxing reportedly produced a similar problem for many.
  • Perrylr21
    Perrylr21 Posts: 51
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    After a while of shaving, there didn't seem to be any itching at all....so, I guess I got used to it or something. The boys hanging, getting sweaty and sticking to my legs were an issue in the summer months but a little powder solved that.

    As for the occasional itch, I would just move a little or excuse myself. I try not to do that in front of mixed company. The one time I did (and, didn't really realize I was doing it), the female friend asked what the heck I was doing and don't do that in front of her.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    See, i have a similar issue with my boobs, sometimes i need to readjust my bra. The men at work don't seem to mind at all, though. They even offer to help.

    So... you shave yer bewbs?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

    Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

    What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

    It doesn't look like dis does it?

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  • patentguru
    patentguru Posts: 312 Member
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    Is it just a scratch, or are you giving it a tug to keep it fully extended and out of the shell? Baseball players do that all the time on TV with no problem. Just scratch, tug, adjust, whatever and wherever. However, no more than three tugs or shakes to avoid being considered master.....
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    See, i have a similar issue with my boobs, sometimes i need to readjust my bra. The men at work don't seem to mind at all, though. They even offer to help.

    So... you shave yer bewbs?
    Look man, some girls are hairier than others mkay?:grumble:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    BTW, I did see an article recently quoting an specialist doctor who said saving the nether regions.is bad as micro cuts allow all sorts of infection/illness. Waxing reportedly produced a similar problem for many.


    Taking a serious bend on my own thread... Yes.. Nair burns, I tried it once. I'm not talking about stinging, I am talking about flesh sloughing burns. Not a good idea.

    Second as a nurse who worked in a major SICU for years, I have seen some serious life-threatening crap happen to people from shaving their junk. Granted, it happens mostly in severely obese people who try do trim the lawn a bit. Sometimes, they may get an ingrown hair, or microcuts that allow the nasty funk that grows between the legs to cause major infections. This can lead to necrotizing fasciitis or fornier's gangrene. You don't know how many groins and legs, and abdomens I have seen surgically reduced to the fascia, or orchidectomies from trimming the genitals.

    Just be careful if you landscape, and keep that junk clean as a whistle.

    *Serious side off*
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    I caught crap from the mods for replying in a girls only thread. You think the same standard will apply here?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.

    Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.

    What are your methods of dealing with these issues?

    Buy pants with deep pockets. Problem solved.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    I caught crap from the mods for replying in a girls only thread. You think the same standard will apply here?

    That's because somebody reported you, darlin. One of the ladies didn't appreciate you crashing their party I suppose.
    I'll be looking for my "I've been bad" notice in the emails soon.

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