Your Parents Named you What?!!

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  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,798 Member
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    Richard (D-I-C-K) Yankoff (my 5th cousin)
    and a staff at my high school told me he went to school with a forign exchange student named ****head pronounced shi-heed
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    My cousin named her son Espn (pronounced ess-pin). No joke.
  • GreenEggsNHan
    GreenEggsNHan Posts: 27 Member
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    Last week, the female cashier at Subway was named Sukdeep. Yikes...
  • brettjcohen
    brettjcohen Posts: 30 Member
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    I know a teacher who had students who were twins. They were named:
    Lemon Jello and Orange Jello but it was pronounced Lemm'-onjelo and Oran'-jello with the accent on the first syllable.
    They said that there mom had such bad morning sickness that all she could eat was ... you guessed it.
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
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    These are not dirty names, but my family takes the cake for white people ghetto names:

    Araynah
    Zephaniah
    Adalaida
    Royce

    These are all the same generation kids in my family. It's like they were trying to outdo each other...
  • SakuraRose13
    SakuraRose13 Posts: 621 Member
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    My brothers bestfriend of 20yrs is named Justin Sales ,not hilarious but still funny.
  • risskie
    risskie Posts: 203 Member
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    a student of mine : Roland Fogg.

    triplets I grew up with : Windy, Dusty and Rainy (not lying, either)

    sisters I went to church with : Faith, Hope and Charity (get ready) Bliss ((Hope Bliss is the one most shameful :laugh: ! )
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
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    I went to school with a Sandy Beech and Merry Christmas (spelled just like that)

    But I can't say much I had a hard time coming up with a middle name for my daughter (Ali) ... she was almost Ali Gator ha ha ha, but she was saved, I found something else.
  • shastacrystal
    shastacrystal Posts: 262
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    Harry Herpe
    Richard Rising
    Peter Pan
  • AllyTheguineapig
    AllyTheguineapig Posts: 33
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    Everyone says my sons name is weird but when I moved my neighbors kid had the same first name. idk Loki Alexander.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    I know a guy named Rusty Nail.
  • b3kah5
    b3kah5 Posts: 280 Member
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    Donald Duck
    Xstacey
    Urban legend of two sisters named Ima and Ura Pigg.
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
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    Kcatendra (guess the mother couldnt choose which letter)
    Ralphnelle
    Diamaggia (pronounced Dee-ah-mah-gee-aye)
    Isaisha (Eye-zay-sha)
    Jordelia (ewwww)
    Larussia (yup, just like it looks: lah-rush-ah)
    Jermajesty (jermaine jacksons kid)

    got a bunch more, but those are a good start

    sigh, my soul weeps
  • cielbee
    cielbee Posts: 62
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    There are either quite a few Orangejello and Lemonjellos or their names are so odd that they stick with you. My sister had them as students about 10 or more years ago.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
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    HisMajesty and HerMajesty (fraternal twins)

    Younger sibling:

    UrMajesty

    I kid you not. :indifferent:

    Also Free Fries, again, I am not joking. What are people thinking?
  • WarningBell
    WarningBell Posts: 36
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    Brooke Lynn Bridge!
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
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    These are people I've met

    Shanquana
    Nafeesha
    O'shawn (i got used to her name)
  • AmyBecky74
    AmyBecky74 Posts: 437 Member
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    My wife went to a school with a guy named Richard Handle.

    She also knew a Wayne Kerr.



    I can't stop laugh at the Wayne Kerr :laugh: I needed that laugh today
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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    My friend's name is Mo Butts

    Butts is her married named, her 1st name is Monique- but she goes by Mo, so she is now Mo Butts. I had her name written down on a piece of paper, my MIL picked it up and read it and turned red.
  • Zoeegirl
    Zoeegirl Posts: 100 Member
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    I know three little kids at my sons school, there names are Ecstasy, Cocaine, and MaryJane :noway:

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