Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys
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Hi, my role model is Nadya Suleman.
(sound of me running away)0 -
Is that a banana in your pocket... you know the rest!
This one cracks me up because I often throw a banana into my coat pocket when I'm going somewhere. So I just tell people I'm happy to see them....0 -
I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.
Guys think: must be great in bed . . .0 -
I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.
Guys think: must be great in bed . . .
Weird, but usually true.0 -
NO.0
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The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??
wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.0 -
The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??
wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
There are whole subsets of porn that deal with this. SMH0 -
I won't smash your stuff, I promise I am not crazy.. or am I0
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If you're talking to us, we know we have a shot at having sex with you.
Not much you can say to make that a bad thing.0 -
If you're talking to us, we know we have a shot at having sex with you.
Not much you can say to make that a bad thing.
This!0 -
I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.
Guys think: must be great in bed . . .
It's true. The more bat-**** crazy they are, the better they are.0 -
I honestly can't think of anything... Anything weird I can come up with there is a penis out there that will be attracted to it.0
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I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.
Guys think: must be great in bed . . .
It's true. The more bat-**** crazy they are, the better they are.0 -
I love you!0
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I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.
Guys think: must be great in bed . . .
That is just too funny!!! So Basically, what all you guys are saying is that we can't deliberately turn you off, right?0 -
I won't smash your stuff, I promise I am not crazy.. or am I
Some guys really like that kinda thing.. Look up some websites, crazyyyyyy0 -
I love you!
Winner!!0 -
The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??
wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
There are whole subsets of porn that deal with this. SMH
RULE 34, No exceptions.0 -
I love you!
Winner!!
Bingo!0 -
"Did that pepper spray sting, BigBoy?"
Turns me off every time. Think I'm developing a resistance to it, though. So I got that going for me. Which is good.0
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