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    worst pick up lines ever!

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    • Posts: 4,907 Member
      Beauty is just a light switch away.
    • Posts: 516
      Bulllpooop it may be dark i.didnt lose my sense of touch..
    • Posts: 4,907 Member
      Maybe it only applies to the face, lol. Idk...I learned this line for a friend this weekend :)
    • Posts: 1,642 Member
      If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
    • Posts: 47 Member
      im like pudding. i look like crap, but im sweet as can be.
    • Posts: 47 Member
      You had me at "What the F--- you doing in my closet?"


      i love this one. im ganna use it.:laugh:
    • Posts: 118
      Haha pick-up lines make me laugh, bit of an ice breaker to be honest, unless they're being deadly serious
      One that was used on me that made me laugh and in the end has resulted in a fantastic friendship was
      "If I can guess two numbers of your phone number in order then I can have it” “Okay then, go on” “07”
    • Posts: 624 Member
      you must be Russian.
      i get this every single day
    • Posts: 1,642 Member
      You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement
    • Posts: 12,209 Member
      I once got "Whoa. Are your tits real?"
    • Posts: 1,243 Member
      "You'll do".
    • Posts: 337 Member
      "You've been here before, I remember your body."

      Oh yay, that worked! NOT!
    • Posts: 3,128 Member
      Are you from Iraq? Cause you need to Baghdad that *kitten* up.
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