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    FREAKIN' RANDOM

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    • Posts: 6,990 Member
      wish i could go home and sleep a couple more hours. And it's cold in here.
    • Posts: 161 Member
      'I used to have a dog called Random' closley followed by 'people will think that's a strange name for a dog'
    • Posts: 576 Member
      why do some women have a box gap and some don't?! why does no one know the answer?! what does it do? why is it there?!
    • Posts: 695 Member
      If you cut a sandwich in two, does it mean you have two sandwiches.

      Keep cutting those pieces of sandwich and your brain will explode thinking about how many sandwiches you end up with! :laugh:
    • Posts: 695 Member
      I am wondering who is going to clean my kitchen and give me a back rub

      Seems like you are waiting on your dog hand and foot. Maybe your dog should share chores with you. You clean the kitchen on alternating weeks. :laugh: lolz awesome AV photo.
    • Posts: 216 Member
      Yawn....what's for breakfast?
    • Posts: 695 Member
      PT Cruisers are the Crocs of cars.

      ^ Winner. And I"m not mean-spirited, I don't even own a car!
    • Posts: 180 Member
      Will a tattoo from my *kitten* to my chest look classy when I'm 70? I'm leaning to yes.

      ABSOLUTELY without a doubt!
    • Posts: 245 Member
      Why isn't my coffee working this morning?:huh:
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      Urgh, I just want to scratch it. Bad SDH!
    • Posts: 3,436 Member
      I need to find a job that supports my traveling addiction or hit the lottery.
    • Posts: 68 Member
      My hands are getting thinner. I want more ink. Looking forward to having sex on a regular basis. I need another cup of coffee.

      I'm random, I guess.
    • Posts: 936 Member
      I need to find a job that supports my traveling addiction or hit the lottery.

      THIS EXACTLY!!!!
    • Posts: 216 Member
      show previous quotes

      THIS EXACTLY!!!!

      Well, now that you mentioned it. Yes, I want to win some money! Lol
    • Posts: 30
      I hope I win some money off of March madness.
    • Posts: 380 Member
      "My bad guys"-Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
    • Posts: 784 Member
      Has anybody ever been too lazy to go to the can?
    • Posts: 576 Member
      does DTF? actually work? all the evidence suggest it does or it wouldn't be prevailing so well.....
    • Posts: 122
      Can I go back to bed yet?
    • Posts: 124 Member
      Bed, I want you. There are too many posts on this thread. My breath stinks.I blame it on my protein drink. Dora is annoying (my toddler is watching her.). There, enough said.
    • Posts: 784 Member
      Do I poop too much? Not enough.......hmmm....
    • Posts: 121 Member
      I had something to say when I opened the reply box, but now.... my mind is blank.
    • Posts: 150
      If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
      Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
    • Posts: 428 Member
      I need to work on this spreadsheet..... Hmmm....Tea. That would be good. Hmmmm.... Wonder what this forum post is about. Hmmm... Spreadsheet..... Hmmm... Which pandora station should I listen to as good motivation?


      I feel like I'm in the twilight zone... I was about to write this...exaclty.

      Also, how am I ever going to find a new house to move to?

      Plus, this cough is driving me nuts.
    • Posts: 441 Member
      Last day at this job, start a new one tomorrow.
    • Posts: 576 Member
      i'm gonna get so drunk tonight my legs will stop working
    • Posts: 121 Member
      Do dogs ever try to it human style?

      HAHAHA how terrifying.
    • Posts: 784 Member
      I am so lazy right now. I wanna rub one out, but I am sitting here with a rod, but too lazy. Meh, back to sleep.
    • Posts: 429 Member
      does this make my butt look big?
    • Posts: 784 Member
      Looks like someone did a brake stand in my undies. Huh.
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