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HUMP Day Edition of ASK THE WOLF

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  • Hi wolf,

    What's higher up the scale...."not bad" or"alright"

    if you're judging women, it really comes down to bangable or not.

    I thought we weren't supposed to get the thread shut down.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why the hell can't I do a regular push-up?? no matter how hard I try I always drop to my knees...

    I am not sure I can get past you always drop to your knees. Tell you husband I said well done my friend.
  • noelie365
    noelie365 Posts: 13
    What happens after we die?
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    Dear Wolf - How do you think I should get a boyfriend, stalk him or threaten him?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What happens after we die?

    Lets just start out with I dont know you and i dont plan on dying with you. More than likely hough we will burn in hell.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Oh Great and Powerful Wolf-
    I find that I'm becoming addicted to talking dirty to people on MFP, and sending them naughty pics.
    I don't really have a question... just wondered if you'd be interested in being my friend :bigsmile:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf - How do you think I should get a boyfriend, stalk him or threaten him?

    FR Sent
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Oh Great and Powerful Wolf-
    I find that I'm becoming addicted to talking dirty to people on MFP, and sending them naughty pics.
    I don't really have a question... just wondered if you'd be interested in being my friend :bigsmile:

    Well, through the secret man group that exists on MFP ive kinda of already seen them. My gosh, you arelimber. But sure, however there will be a 10 question test first.
  • breeshabebe
    breeshabebe Posts: 580
    Hi Wolf,
    The ladies at my Zumba class keep telling me how awesome I dance..... Do you think that I really look like a spaz and they feel the need to comment on it?

    You need to create a GIF to fully explain.
    tumblr_m0ani9g9dg1rqfhi2o1_500.gif
  • Oh Great and Powerful Wolf-
    I find that I'm becoming addicted to talking dirty to people on MFP, and sending them naughty pics.
    I don't really have a question... just wondered if you'd be interested in being my friend :bigsmile:

    Well, through the secret man group that exists on MFP ive kinda of already seen them. My gosh, you arelimber. But sure, however there will be a 10 question test first.

    I passed the 10 question test! hahaha
  • Why am I so tired?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi Wolf,
    The ladies at my Zumba class keep telling me how awesome I dance..... Do you think that I really look like a spaz and they feel the need to comment on it?

    You need to create a GIF to fully explain.
    tumblr_m0ani9g9dg1rqfhi2o1_500.gif

    I think your tribe wants you to come home now.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why am I so tired?

    Well, you just work so hard and give so much of yourself to everyone.

    Speaking of which, where my money bish? I dont put you on the corner just to talk jibber jabber with your friends.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Oh Great and Powerful Wolf-
    I find that I'm becoming addicted to talking dirty to people on MFP, and sending them naughty pics.
    I don't really have a question... just wondered if you'd be interested in being my friend :bigsmile:

    Well, through the secret man group that exists on MFP ive kinda of already seen them. My gosh, you arelimber. But sure, however there will be a 10 question test first.

    Glad to know that exists... will save me time in the future :laugh:
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    Dear Wolf
    I really want a tatoo... what should I get and where?
  • Tattoo*
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    Dear Wolfie,

    Are you aiming that sultry look at me??
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    Tattoo*

    grammar nazi lol
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolfie,

    Are you aiming that sultry look at me??

    Yes, I am aiming my one eye at you.
  • Tattoo*

    grammar nazi lol

    I know, I know.. I get hit by the grammar nazis so much that I should know better. My apologies. Carry on. lol
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf
    I really want a tatoo... what should I get and where?

    A picture of Obama's head, with a halo on your right cheek. Something not controversial....or maybe a Rebel Flag.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    dear wolf,

    am i hot or am i beautiful? check yes or yes.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    is Chuck Norris hair really his?
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    Do you pronounce it "Wool-F" or "Woof"?


    -Your new girlfriend
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    dear wolf,

    am i hot or am i beautiful? check yes or yes.

    Take your glasses off and just shake your hair first. Ahh, now we're talking.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    Dear Wolfie,

    Why did you not accept my FR...am I not good enough to be on your FL?

    Sincerly,
    Babs
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    Do you pronounce it "Wool-F" or "Woof"?


    -Your new girlfriend

    I dont say my own name. You just say "oh god oh wolf oh god oh wolf"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    is Chuck Norris hair really his?

    Milady, you just WON THE INTERNET!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolfie,

    Why did you not accept my FR...am I not good enough to be on your FL?

    Sincerly,
    Babs

    Sadly, yes.
  • carriann2012
    carriann2012 Posts: 180 Member
    Hi Wolf,

    My friends are saying I am too old for Bleach Blonde Hair, should I dye it brown or leave it as it is?? lol!!
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