SUGAR IS TOXIC!!!

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  • Pwrpuff83
    Pwrpuff83 Posts: 92
    An awful lot of people on here have apparently misplaced their sense of humor. And they probably never even had a sarcasm detector. It's a little bit sad.

    QFT.

    PS Your tracker is AWESOME!
  • 4everchanged101
    4everchanged101 Posts: 50 Member

    That's an hour and a half!

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    Hahahaha

    As funny as that may be, it shows who is not interested in learning about nutrition. Makes it easy to point out who's opinions are likely based on their own nutritional religion rather than actual facts.

    Don't get your panties in a knot. Read the rest of the thread... the video is still playing over here. It's just loooooong.

    OR He's smart enough to know that its more than likely biased and crap.
  • martymum
    martymum Posts: 413 Member

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    Dafuq is this? Do I eat it or practice my putting on it?


    You are to bow before it and worship it.

    That is a green tea crape cake from Lady M.

    Super thin layers of crapes, laced with airy and light green tea vanilla custard cream, with top crape caramelized lightly and sprinkled with matcha green tea powder. The fork goes through it easy like through fresh snow. They are made fresh every day and are divine!

    I was always told not to eat coloured snow!!!
  • digitalsteel
    digitalsteel Posts: 374 Member

    That's an hour and a half!

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    Hahahaha

    As funny as that may be, it shows who is not interested in learning about nutrition. Makes it easy to point out who's opinions are likely based on their own nutritional religion rather than actual facts.

    Don't get your panties in a knot. Read the rest of the thread... the video is still playing over here. It's just loooooong.

    I am not upset or anything. I laughed myself at this response, but I also want to make it known that I think this is a serious issue. People who shame or insult others on things important to them are the only ones I have a problem with.
  • bucketbott
    bucketbott Posts: 28 Member
    Sugar makes me poop.

    Then your poop is toxic too!
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member

    This guy got really deep into the bio-chemistry of the metabolization of the different forms of sugar, and I just sat here eating PopTarts.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I feel sad for everyone who is scared of green cake. You are so missing out. Bitter and sweet and creamy all at once. Makes me really miss Japan.
  • PandaCustard
    PandaCustard Posts: 204 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!
  • digitalsteel
    digitalsteel Posts: 374 Member

    This guy got really deep into the bio-chemistry of the metabolization of the different forms of sugar, and I just sat here eating PopTarts.

    I don't blame you, sugar is addictive.
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    ice. just eat ice.
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    And watch out for water!
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    Chia and Trident gum. That's all that's left.
  • digitalsteel
    digitalsteel Posts: 374 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    Not all carbs are the same, and I would love to know why you cant have any animal products.
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
    And watch out for water!

    I think we just had the same thought! :drinker:
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    And watch out for water!

    I think we just had the same thought! :drinker:

    Don't forget air. Bad stuff....
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    Not all carbs are the same, and I would love to know why you cant have any animal products.

    Hyperbole lost :frown:
  • LINIA
    LINIA Posts: 1,159 Member
    COCONUT OIL----i am so allergic,any kind of coconut and i get horrible hives..... wish i had a 'sugar allergy'. Thanks for sharing this and i do believe sugar is toxic.

    People are using lots of coconut oil, i have read it in more than one food diary!
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

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    Sounds about right...
  • digitalsteel
    digitalsteel Posts: 374 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    Not all carbs are the same, and I would love to know why you cant have any animal products.

    Hyperbole lost :frown:

    Sorry, I have a problem understanding sarcasm.
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    So.....can I eat this pop-tart, or not?
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
    So.....can I eat this pop-tart, or not?

    I don't think Lustig mentions PopTarts by name. You're good.
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    So.....can I eat this pop-tart, or not?

    Eat the pop tart!
    But, only if you eat it with ICE CREAM.

    And none of that low sugar bull$hit
  • NYCNika
    NYCNika Posts: 611 Member
    I feel sad for everyone who is scared of green cake. You are so missing out. Bitter and sweet and creamy all at once. Makes me really miss Japan.

    Than I have more green tea food porn from my last trip to Japan, especially for you :)

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  • digitalsteel
    digitalsteel Posts: 374 Member
    So.....can I eat this pop-tart, or not?

    Eat the pop tart!
    But, only if you eat it with ICE CREAM.

    And none of that low sugar bull$hit

    Why do you discredit low sugar?
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member


    At about an hour and 10 minutes, he goes full conspiracy theory! Basically says that the United States government doesn't want you to have fiber. WTF?
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    So.....can I eat this pop-tart, or not?

    Eat the pop tart!
    But, only if you eat it with ICE CREAM.

    And none of that low sugar bull$hit

    Why do you discredit low sugar?

    Why do you put words in my mouth?!
    You put ice cream in my mouth. Full sugar, full fat, delicious ice cream.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Yep, Julie Andrews. Darn it.

    It's almost as bad as a misspelled word.
    I was holding out hope that it was intentional and we could be soul mates. I like to use the phrase "chillin' like Bob Seger" and only about four people out of 1000 get the reference. Of those four, generally only one thinks it's funny.

    Now you've crushed my dreams.
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    So, learning from MFP, I can't eat sugar or sodium, so that cuts out sweets, fruits, and sea salt for cooking. I can't eat wheat (I have celiac disease anyway), but I also can't eat corn, quinoa, or buckwheat, because it's poison. I can't eat any animal products, but even though I'm transitioning to vegetarianism, I can't eat veggie-burgers or anything of the sort because TOXINS. Potatoes are obviously evil, sweet or not. Oh, and no vegetables, because those have carbs, and everyone knows that Satan put carbs on the planet to tempt us to the dark side. That leaves me with photosynthesis, but SKIN CANCER. Man, eating is hard!

    You have definitively sucked the last morsel of happiness from my life. Good bye cruel world. <<throwing self off the loading dock>>
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member


    At about an hour and 10 minutes, he goes full conspiracy theory! Basically says that the United States government doesn't want you to have fiber. WTF?

    Fiber makes you communist. I learned that on Netflix.
  • PandaCustard
    PandaCustard Posts: 204 Member
    You have definitively sucked the last morsel of happiness from my life. Good bye cruel world. <<throwing self off the loading dock>>

    It's what I do.