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  • PoshTaush
    PoshTaush Posts: 1,247
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    Is the grass really greener??


    Oh.....and why is it that someone asks, "What do you think WE should do?" And then they already had made up their minds before asking you what they were going to do in the first place. I find that so annoying.
  • PoshTaush
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    Why does my dog have freckles on her skin when I shave her hair, but her hair is white when it grows back in??
  • PoshTaush
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    Are they ever going to stop this oil spill?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    I find neon yellow urine from taking Vit C hilarious. Makes me feel like an alien :laugh:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    I really like sneezing.
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    I am tired of crap, in a most literal sense. All 3 of my children at some point as babies went through a stage where I just knew they had an anatomical congenital deformity in which their hiney holes were located in their lower backs as opposed between their little cheekies where it belongs. My 7 month old is going through it now. It drives me crazy!!!!! It leaks out the top of the diaper!!! WHY????? WHY?????WHY?????? Going anywhere is a nightmare and I can't dress him cute because he ruins everything. And my daughter, who turns 3 next month, refuses to tell me she needs to poop in the potty and she won't even go all at once in her pull up. No!!! It is a little skidmark here, a rabbit pellet there and 50 dang pullups/ thrown away undies later we get the motherload!!!!!It is always when we are in a restraunt or store, usually preceded by my 7 month olds explosive poop mess and then my 5 year old likes to interrupt dinner with his pooping habit and I swear we have see the inside of every bathroom everywhere.....he has to have his shirt off to go poop!!!! And to top it all off My HUSBAND is lactose intolerant and we are all stuck in a hotel on the 5th floor right now where you cannot even open a window!!!!! Here a poot, there a poot , everywhere a poot poot!!!! And don't even get me started on the cat and dog. I have been stuck in this room since the middle of May while waiting to close on our house and am starting to feel a little crazy!!!! I feel like pooh and fart is permanently burned into my psyche!!!!!! I am starting a no pooping farting rule. I've decided.
  • Behavior_Modification
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    There is a middle eastern woman who works in my office. Every day she wears the traditional clothing for a woman from that area of the world. I walked passed her today and noticed that she had on open-toe shoes. How come she can't show her hair, but she can show her toes?
  • CasperO
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    I had a student in a motorcycle class last week that failed her exam.

    She just would not use her front brake properly and couldn't get her bike stopped in a reasonable distance. I stressed that she needed to do it. I explained to her how to do it. I demonstrated how to do it. I had her watch others do it. Each time I asked "Ok, do you know what to do?" she would say "Yes", but then she would do the exact same thing she'd done before. After a few hours I finally had to move class along, the other students were ready to kill us both.

    Come test time we did the braking test. Everyone else in the class stopped in 12 or 15 feet. She stopped in 30 feet. She failed. When I gently told her that she had not passed the class she got mad at me. :mad: :angry: :explode: :grumble:
  • PoshTaush
    PoshTaush Posts: 1,247
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    I am tired of crap, in a most literal sense. All 3 of my children at some point as babies went through a stage where I just knew they had an anatomical congenital deformity in which their hiney holes were located in their lower backs as opposed between their little cheekies where it belongs. My 7 month old is going through it now. It drives me crazy!!!!! It leaks out the top of the diaper!!! WHY????? WHY?????WHY?????? Going anywhere is a nightmare and I can't dress him cute because he ruins everything. And my daughter, who turns 3 next month, refuses to tell me she needs to poop in the potty and she won't even go all at once in her pull up. No!!! It is a little skidmark here, a rabbit pellet there and 50 dang pullups/ thrown away undies later we get the motherload!!!!!It is always when we are in a restraunt or store, usually preceded by my 7 month olds explosive poop mess and then my 5 year old likes to interrupt dinner with his pooping habit and I swear we have see the inside of every bathroom everywhere.....he has to have his shirt off to go poop!!!! And to top it all off My HUSBAND is lactose intolerant and we are all stuck in a hotel on the 5th floor right now where you cannot even open a window!!!!! Here a poot, there a poot , everywhere a poot poot!!!! And don't even get me started on the cat and dog. I have been stuck in this room since the middle of May while waiting to close on our house and am starting to feel a little crazy!!!! I feel like pooh and fart is permanently burned into my psyche!!!!!! I am starting a no pooping farting rule. I've decided.




    ROFLMAO!!!! HOLY COW THATS HILARIOUS!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Here a poot there a poot!!! Hahahha!!!
  • PoshTaush
    PoshTaush Posts: 1,247
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    There is a middle eastern woman who works in my office. Every day she wears the traditional clothing for a woman from that area of the world. I walked passed her today and noticed that she had on open-toe shoes. How come she can't show her hair, but she can show her toes?

    Wow good question ! I wanna know the answer to that one too.
  • PoshTaush
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    Why can't donughts be filled with vitamins and brussell sprouts be fattening?
  • CasperO
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    If dandelions were hard to grow, people would love them. You'd hear gardeners saying stuff like "I had a nice flat of dandelions coming up, and then a bunch of damned orchids came in and choked them out! Orchids,,, I hate those ugly things."
  • sweetn3ss
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    I really regret never learning how to do a cartwheel. Maybe it's not too late, but maybe it is. I'd like to not have to think about it.

    I regret not being able to do cartwheels anymore. I once did 145 in a row. However now my legs cant handle the stretch feels like im tearing muscles in the nether region lol

    So what Wii/Wii Fit/Wii Fit + game should I play to work out?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    My wife is a clinical counselor. She has a BA in psych and an MA in mental health counseling.

    Many years ago when she was working on the bach, I was in engineering at a medium sized business. We had a marketing/order entry department of probably 20 people. One of D's projects for a psych course was to develop a survey, present it to a group, and then tabulate the results and do some of that psych stuff with it. So she wrote a simple little survey.

    1 - M or F?
    2 - Children?
    3 - Name the 7 dwarfs

    Her theory was that women with kids would be the most likely to name all 7 'cause they may have recently watched the movie with their kids. Dads next, and so on. We figured the single guys would just snicker "dwarfs" and go search for midget porn on the internet. Anywho,,,

    We printed up these surveys and I passed them all around. I gave the admin assist in marketing a stack and asked her to pass them out if she had time - which she did. I came back later that afternoon to pick them up, and AA said "We worked together and got them all!", and handed me a stack of papers,,, each neatly filled out with the names of all 7 dwarfs. She could not imagine why I was exasperated,,,
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    I still swear sleazy is one of dwarves
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    So what Wii/Wii Fit/Wii Fit + game should I play to work out?
    I like the boxing and the step aerobics.
  • sweetn3ss
    sweetn3ss Posts: 341 Member
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    So what Wii/Wii Fit/Wii Fit + game should I play to work out?
    I like the boxing and the step aerobics.

    Thanks Casper boxing it is. I like the steps but i get all kinds of twisted on the advanced!
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
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    My wife is a clinical counselor. She has a BA in psych and an MA in mental health counseling.

    Many years ago when she was working on the bach, I was in engineering at a medium sized business. We had a marketing/order entry department of probably 20 people. One of D's projects for a psych course was to develop a survey, present it to a group, and then tabulate the results and do some of that psych stuff with it. So she wrote a simple little survey.

    1 - M or F?
    2 - Children?
    3 - Name the 7 dwarfs

    Her theory was that women with kids would be the most likely to name all 7 'cause they may have recently watched the movie with their kids. Dads next, and so on. We figured the single guys would just snicker "dwarfs" and go search for midget porn on the internet. Anywho,,,

    We printed up these surveys and I passed them all around. I gave the admin assist in marketing a stack and asked her to pass them out if she had time - which she did. I came back later that afternoon to pick them up, and AA said "We worked together and got them all!", and handed me a stack of papers,,, each neatly filled out with the names of all 7 dwarfs. She could not imagine why I was exasperated,,,

    Am I showing how really dense I am by admitting that I totally don't get this? Why was it bad that they named them all?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Because that's not data. We weren't trying to find out the names of the dwarfs,,, I can get that in 1 minute from any 5 year old.

    The data we were looking for was - "who knows and who doesn't, and how does that correlate with parenting status? Are parents more likely to know? Men or women more likely to know?" When they all worked together on it and just wrote all the names then everybody got them all and we've got no data to analyse. Useless,,,
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    I still swear sleazy is one of dwarves

    You're absolutely correct. There were originally 9 dwarfs. Sleazy and trampy were banned for partying too much.

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