Times when it is okay to punch someone in the face...

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  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    belly punch
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  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
    I had a meditation instructor who said, talking about hitting people, "If you see someone beating up a woman you may have to punch him in the nose. This is okay, as long as you are feeling compassion for him when you are doing it."
  • VeroJuly
    VeroJuly Posts: 101 Member
    I play PINATA! its more fun to wack people with a stick!
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    I often use the excuse that I thought I was going to be attacked,so threw the first punchin fear....it works most of the time, just say you felt in fear of you life and felt the need to defend and protect yourself and your possessions ......or just do it and drive away quickly....don't stick around for a verbal argument ,just get it done and go......good luck hope this helps ....has worked for me several times ..lol
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    times like this...
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  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    I have a bus that I load up with people that I would like to drive off a cliff
    I keep it running in the parking lot, ready to go at any time...

    Would LOVE to put my exhusband on that bus, lol...

    He can sit next to my ex
    They can be bus buddies :wink:
  • syntaxxor
    syntaxxor Posts: 86
    It depends on where you're coming from. If you're coming from a place of rage and uncontrolled emotions, then it's never okay.

    If you're coming from a calm place, where you're offended, or see something completely distasteful, then it becomes slightly less crazy.


    You'll still get arrested for assault though.
  • Bennyflippy
    Bennyflippy Posts: 19 Member
    I have days like this all the time then go on an idiot punching spree .



    :bigsmile:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    I had a meditation instructor who said, talking about hitting people, "If you see someone beating up a woman you may have to punch him in the nose. This is okay, as long as you are feeling compassion for him when you are doing it."

    :laugh:
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
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    :love:
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    before or after spiking the punch?
  • annwyatt69
    annwyatt69 Posts: 727 Member
    I need to know. I'm feeling some serious rage today.

    I can think of three people in particular who could use a good face punch--or even worse. Just sayin'
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    unless i know i'm about to catch one on the chin i tend not to start swinging, but if i feel as though i am i won't stop till they stop coming forward
  • shosho420
    shosho420 Posts: 220 Member
    I can't just punch a random person I feel no anger towards. Maybe go hunt down someone you hate or an ex.
  • wildcatnyc
    wildcatnyc Posts: 2,410 Member
    When someone asks you for a report and gives you a timeframe to provide it, but then follows up every hour until they get it...
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    When someone tells me that humans aren't supposed to drink milk.

    If a man puts on skinny jeans.

    If they're a hippy.

    If they make me angry.
  • liesevanlingen
    liesevanlingen Posts: 508 Member
    I understand the feeling completely, i work customer service at Wal-Mart. But I can't punch people there, so I just smile at them and indulge in a little fantasy about having them executed at dawn the next day. Makes it very easy to smile then.
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    When someone asks you for a report and gives you a timeframe to provide it, but then follows up every hour until they get it...

    what's worse if you're not given a time frame then they repeatedly come and see if you've done it... if you wanted it done asap then just f@~#*ing say it?!?!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    When someone tells me that humans aren't supposed to drink milk.

    If a man puts on skinny jeans.

    If they're a hippy.

    If they make me angry.

    Bolded = FTW!!!!!!
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    When dealing with other human beings, it is inevitable that we may feel this way, but we must refrain!

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    never...you have to go for the throat. I'm a bit stabby myself today. y'all are warned.
  • ze_hombre
    ze_hombre Posts: 377 Member
    Also, where to find said people who are deserving of said face-punch. Thanks in advance.

    Washington D.C. is a good place to start looking. Lots of likely candidates.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    When people say 'Just sayin'. Yeah, we got that. Do these people still say, 'Wasssaaaaaaaauuup?' as well.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    When someone uses any of the following words/phrases: totes, adorbs, YOLO
  • woolstockboy1
    woolstockboy1 Posts: 50 Member
    You can punch the guy that was screwing my ex wife in the face.

    No wait I already did that.

    Oh go ahead it was fun.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    When people say 'Just sayin'. Yeah, we got that. Do these people still say, 'Wasssaaaaaaaauuup?' as well.

    I dunno. Why don't you ask the girl on the previous page. And the one who has it in her username. Ask her, too. (I know, I'm being a turd today)
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    Go to a mosh pit
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    Anyone who uses the phrase, "It is, what it is. . .. ".

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