Break up with the person above you.
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I wish I lived in Maryland too I miss it there0
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I knew you were trouble when you walked in so we are never ever getting back together.... Like ever0
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Dem stripes are going all over the place, I have to say we are done but I get to keep the glasses.0
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Dem stripes are going all over the place, I have to say we are done but I get to keep the glasses.
Your post count is way too high. Clearly you have no time for me anymore.0 -
There was a block in back that sprung the Redskins punt return when they beat the Ravens and you made me cry about it during the super bowl0
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I wish I lived in Maryland too I miss it there
Vacationing in Ocean City in August. Can't wait.0 -
I wish I lived in Maryland too I miss it there
Vacationing in Ocean City in August. Can't wait.
Should be fun used to live in OC0 -
I wish I lived in Maryland too I miss it there
Vacationing in Ocean City in August. Can't wait.
Should be fun used to live in OC
I live in Maryland!! Woooooo!!0 -
You live too far away...it's over!!!0
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So lemme get this straight, you can go out with your "girls", but I can't buy a new pool table that will take over your lousy "workout area". WTH, woman? It's over, I ain't gotsta deal with this kinda $%^&.
/end birdbrained-typical-penis-breakup ... that's kinda offensive to birds, though. (Anyone else see the PBS special on how intelligent crows are? Anyone? Anyone?)0 -
It's not me, it's you.0
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You keep drinking all the coffee and telling me hot tea is just as useful0
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It's just not working..I can't be with someone who's cat sits across the room and gives me "the eye" non-stop...it gives me nightmares..good luck in the future, and maybe some friendly advice, ditch the fluff ball -.- it's a curse.0
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I've realized that I'm only sexually attracted to dinosaurs, and you're not a T-rex.0
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I've realized that I'm only sexually attracted to dinosaurs, and you're not a T-rex.
HAHAHAHA!!!0 -
I like a lady with some meat on her. And you just keep losing weight. I mean 78 lbs! It's like having sex with a mop. I'm out!0
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I gotta break up with you cuz sometimes I wanna be the one with my shirt off, so selfish0
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I gotta break up with you cuz sometimes I wanna be the one with my shirt off, so selfish0
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I gotta break up with you cuz sometimes I wanna be the one with my shirt off, so selfish
But then what would happen to the dolphin?0 -
@munsterisque - You like munster cheese I like manchego...it's just to hard plus your cheese stinks.0
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I told you, I just can't do this anymore! You don't eat enough calories 1200 really!. I can't Handel it! Ahh (runs away sarcastically like on a soap opera)0
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You're really hot and all but you're always outflexing me. My friends are making fun of me. It's embarassing...0
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Lol0
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You're really hot and all but you're always outflexing me. My friends are making fun of me. It's embarassing...
TX_Thundercat - we had a date last night and you didn't even swing by and pick me up??!!!! I can't handle that disappointment Moving on is so sad0 -
You were supposed to be waiting in my closet. Break up for being forgetful and overly dramatic0
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I'm sorry love, but if I have to get out of your truck and show you how to change your flat tire.....well, lets just say, not a good first date!0
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why are you trying so hard to make me break up with you? don't you love me anymore? just tell me!0
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why are you trying so hard to make me break up with you? don't you love me anymore? just tell me!
I just learned of your reputation as a "love em and leave em" kinda guy...So, i am leaving before you do!0 -
Your lipstick is better than mine all the time, we are finished Im sorry0
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you staring at other girl's lipstick? if that's not to get a threesome... we are finished!0
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