I want her, She doesn't want me >=(
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is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
be sure to keep me in the loop. oh, and please don't invite that angry person from the other thread.0 -
True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.
Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.
why so hostile, buttercup?
sounds like a dream come true.
sorry you lost your dad.
Oh you know, not wanting to ruin the goofy vibe here by being all smooshy romantic0 -
Dose her with some laundanum and make your way to Gretna Green. You'll find your next clue there.0
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Maybe you are too mature for her0
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It's not my fault, I am high on cough syrup.0
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True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.
Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.
That is awesome!!! Though not something I'd advise for others...0 -
is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
Yes!!!! I came to the right spot.0 -
It's not my fault, I am high on cough syrup.
You drank all the Cough Syrup.. AGAIN.. I told you I don't have any more money left till tomorrow.
Do you have a back up plan?
Im not going to be pleasant to be around you know?0 -
True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.
Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.
Yay happy feelings!0 -
is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
Yes!!!! I came to the right spot.
You look familliar? :flowerforyou:0 -
is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
Yes!!!! I came on the right spot.
Fixed it for you.0 -
Perhaps you need to apply more pressure..
Maybe with a Special Trip.
Take her to a remote location have the priest already waiting there.
Open the trunk and let her out
Take off the blindfold
Unwrap the plastic she's wrapped in
Carry her to the Top of the Rocks
Pretend to drop her
Make it look like your saving her life
Then she will have no choice
Instant recipe for love Tim
Your welcome :drinker:
That is like our first date!!
I watched her through her window at night for days, until she saw me and screamed with obvious delight. I was embarrassed so I ran off. The next day I made her a steak dinner and waited outside her house in the bushes and jumped out to surprise her and she pepper sprayed me!! Silly girl, the spices go on the steak!!!0 -
i told you not to listen to my advise on ladys i've been on a 11 year loseing streak so it your fault again you should never take lessons from some one worse off then you0
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is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
Yes!!!! I came to the right spot.
You look familliar? :flowerforyou:
Giggity!0 -
You're too clingy and she doesn't want to grow up.
Oh you are a clever cookie, I see what you did!0 -
Try the Master Cleanse.0
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Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:
Awww, thanks toots!! We will call you "Option B". :laugh:0 -
is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
Yes!!!! I came on the right spot.
Fixed it for you.
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Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:
Awww, thanks toots!! We will call you "Option B". :laugh:
Ok....well i will be playing with my other *rabbit* if you need me. :happy: :happy: :laugh:0 -
Have you tried Untying her?
Did you tell her she is nothing without you?
How far are you willing to go to convince her your her biggest fan?0 -
you could always stalk her, or maybe kidnap her, LMAO.
Are you really serious?0 -
Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:
Awww, thanks toots!! We will call you "Option B". :laugh:
Ok....well i will be playing with my other *rabbit* if you need me. :happy: :happy: :laugh:
I think you just became Option A.0 -
She's obviously not worthy. How can she not see your the total package?!? I mean, seriously, look st all the attention she gets. Geesh.0
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you could always stalk her, or maybe kidnap her, LMAO.
Are you really serious?
He is and now you just gave him crazy suggestions...0 -
You could also call her and breathe really heavy into the phone.
I hear women love that.0 -
Have you tried Untying her?
Did you tell her she is nothing without you?
How far are you willing to go to convince her your her biggest fan?
She promised not to run away this time. I believe her. I have tried telling her that I woukd still love her without feet (probably why she promised not to run LOL) but that may not be enough. I am willing to go as far as I need. I AM KRAZY IN LOVE0 -
Krazy in love, or just crazy?! :P0
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She's obviously not worthy. How can she not see your the total package?!? I mean, seriously, look st all the attention she gets. Geesh.
I'm sure she sees the total package.0 -
If you lock her up long enough, she'll come around.0
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Did you try bringing her digested shrimp and krill and regurgitating it at her feet? It works for the male black winged albatross.0
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