I want her, She doesn't want me >=(

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building.
    I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap.
    I knew she had to be the girl for me!
    And to think I probably never would have found her
    If I hadn't bought that telescope

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEs8_1LUaBU
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Did you remember to wait until the chloroform wore off? That stuff could muddle her thinking, making her say "eeek!" instead of "yes!", like she certainly meant to.

    I'm sure you'll figure it out, the first time is always the toughest :)
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I have known her 165 hours and 22 minutes. She keeps saying no when I ask her to marry me. How do I make or trick her into loving me?

    I find after a month of being tied to my water heater, they are usually very willing to say yes.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    I have known her 165 hours and 22 minutes. She keeps saying no when I ask her to marry me. How do I make or trick her into loving me?

    I find after a month of being tied to my water heater, they are usually very willing to say yes.

    Yeah but I held in there for two months before caving in!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I'm not sure why she hasn't answered you yet, you seem like such a winner!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I think I will tattoo her name on my neck.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I'm not sure why she hasn't answered you yet, you seem like such a winner!

    DON'T MOCK ME
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    I think I will tattoo her name on my neck.

    I'd get her face tattooed on your face!
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    Just keep professing your love for her on MFP then send her the link.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I think I will tattoo her name on my neck.

    I'd get her face tattooed on your face!

    Then I could just love myself!!!
  • WickedZoey
    WickedZoey Posts: 401 Member
    life might go on.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    I think I will tattoo her name on my neck.

    I'd get her face tattooed on your face!

    Then I could just love myself!!!

    Genius isn't it!
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Yay!! I am feeling the love!
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Yay!! I am feeling the love!

    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!
  • jheilala63
    jheilala63 Posts: 94
    I have known her 165 hours and 22 minutes. She keeps saying no when I ask her to marry me. How do I make or trick her into loving me?

    Sounds like a Kardashian marriage!
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    mmm... errrmmm... ehhh..... ok... just forget about her! i will be yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss:smokin: I just love your bunny ears:love:
  • arcaneshadowcat
    arcaneshadowcat Posts: 41
    It's only a week. Get to know her before deciding you want to marry her. Shoot, perhaps she is saying no as she doesn't know you. If she doesn't want you, it would appear that there are a number of ladies down below that would be more than happy to take you. Good luck in the endeavor. Who knows maybe the chase will be more fun than the end result, but it will be an experience either way. :drinker:
  • DarkAngel262
    DarkAngel262 Posts: 118 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    That's an awesome story! I'm sorry for the loss of your dad xoxo
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    Me either! You're all mine!

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  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    Me either! You're all mine!

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    this just made my nite lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    Hmmm... Telling her you are an astronaut Didn't. Work?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    mmm... errrmmm... ehhh..... ok... just forget about her! i will be yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss:smokin: I just love your bunny ears:love:

    With that dress, how could I say no?!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    Me either! You're all mine!

    tumblr_m62wrkF7hB1r7uzbyo1_500.gif

    You must be my new friend.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    mmm... errrmmm... ehhh..... ok... just forget about her! i will be yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss:smokin: I just love your bunny ears:love:

    With that dress, how could I say no?!

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    Me either! You're all mine!

    tumblr_m62wrkF7hB1r7uzbyo1_500.gif

    You must be my new friend.

    I win!! hahaaaaaaa! he is mine!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:

    yup yup!! :drinker: I`ll take you too:bigsmile:

    Nope, he's mine!

    I`ll take the two :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I do not share!!

    Me either! You're all mine!

    tumblr_m62wrkF7hB1r7uzbyo1_500.gif

    You must be my new friend.

    I win!! hahaaaaaaa! he is mine!

    Better back up or else!

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