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    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Can I use toothpaste with aspartame without getting ill? Also, brush straight up and down, or in circular motions?

      No you can not, just last night i used aspartame to kill ants, so do you really want that in your mouth?

      Also, brush both ways, but make sure you swallow all of the protein first.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Wolf,

      I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?

      No, but my advice is to NEVER fart in a sauna.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      What is love? does it go like this "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right", why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

      Love is described accurately in almost every Motley Crue song.
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      No, but my advice is to NEVER fart in a sauna.

      LOL...i spit my coffee out...wolf you owe me dry cleaning lol
    • Posts: 566 Member
      Wolf,

      I let out three hellacious farts and a particularly foul smelling turd and I ate far below my calories yesterday. Does this mean I am in starvation mode?

      Same damn thing happened to me at work! They literally thought there was sewage backup. I'm a bit torn between self-pride at having produced such an epic event and embarrassment about announcing myself as the culprit for fear of being discovered.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Are pop tarts better than struedels?
      Oops, wrong forum.

      Isn't walking better for the joints than running? Seriously, you could run into a drunk in one of those joints, ya know!

      depends ont he pop tart...if its brown cinnamon, then streudals are better, but if its a smore pop tart, the pop tart wins.

      The only thing good for joints is a roach clip and an airy room.
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      LOL...i spit my coffee out...wolf you owe me dry cleaning lol

      I aim to serve maam.
    • Posts: 7,045 Member
      Why is the thermometer in my car reading 29 degrees on April 2nd?
      April Fools' was yesterday...
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      Same damn thing happened to me at work! They literally thought there was sewage backup. I'm a bit torn between self-pride at having produced such an epic event and embarrassment about announcing myself as the culprit for fear of being discovered.

      Claim it with pride dude...I did
    • Posts: 473 Member
      aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Why is the thermometer in my car reading 29 degrees on April 2nd?
      April Fools' was yesterday...

      Because your cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love....you never take advice....(sorry I have this stuck in my head now)


      someday you'll pay the price...I know....I've seen it before, it happens all the time
      (Oooh-oooh) You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
      You're digging for gold, yet throwing away
      (Aaah-aaah) A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay

      You're as cold as ice
      You're willing to sacrifice our love

      You want paradise
      But someday you'll pay the price, I know
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now. :flowerforyou:

      Thanks for the question!
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      Wolf,
      I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?
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      Is it wrong to listen to 80s rock? Because I do...and I like it.
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      Thanks for the question!

      aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now?
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      Dear Wolfie,

      Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?
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      aahhhh I was hoping this would happen today. I feel better now?

      Thanks for the question?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Wolf,
      I was talking to this dude, from right down the street, he's on MFP, he has trained me, we were trying to make plans to you know...do it, the nasty..but he wanted to do it in his car...Yea,, No thanks..well he got mad I wouldn't, then he deleted me and wont answer my text, now he is talking shizz on our friends pages.. how should I handle this creep?

      Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?
    • Posts: 7,045 Member
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      Because your cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love....you never take advice....(sorry I have this stuck in my head now)


      someday you'll pay the price...I know....I've seen it before, it happens all the time
      (Oooh-oooh) You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
      You're digging for gold, yet throwing away
      (Aaah-aaah) A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay

      You're as cold as ice
      You're willing to sacrifice our love

      You want paradise
      But someday you'll pay the price, I know

      Now it's stuck in my head.
      And yes, my fingers and toes are cold as ice...:grumble:
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Is it wrong to listen to 80s rock? Because I do...and I like it.

      Why would it be wrong since the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME the MIGHTY VAN HALEN ruled the 80's. I know declare you my new friend.
    • Posts: 1,838 Member
      Dear Wolfy,

      Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Dear Wolfie,

      Why do "blow" and "suck" mean the same thing when referring to something crappy?

      True story, when I was 11 (this is back in ancient times 1981-82) I would hear the older dudes talking about getting a "blow" with their GF's and I would think...why would someone want air blown on that place? Sooo odd....also, this is my way of stalling since I dont have a clever response.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Dear Wolfy,

      Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

      TO make sure the video recording equipment is working.
    • Posts: 1,838 Member
      Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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      Depends on a very important piece of information....what kind of car?

      A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

      because you only need to use one hand with the bra, whereas you need to use multiple items for whats inside the panties.
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      A Benz... But Im still not down, so now what

      Well, it is a Benz, its not like he could take you home, I mean his wife and kids might be a bit startled. That said, dude with a Benz should at least spring for a Super 8 or something.

      That said, do what I do when ppl talk ish (and they do alot on here)....I just ignore it. What can ya do really?
    • Posts: 2,984 Member
      Do I need a different colour bikini set?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Do I need a different colour bikini set?
      I would think most ladies need 8-10 bikinis or so have we been told by the model industrial complex.
    • Posts: 1,165
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      True story, when I was 11 (this is back in ancient times 1981-82) I would hear the older dudes talking about getting a "blow" with their GF's and I would think...why would someone want air blown on that place? Sooo odd....also, this is my way of stalling since I dont have a clever response.

      1. I think that's a valid topic to ponder at that age.

      B. No clever response?? So not acceptable! I'm so disappointed... :sad:
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