Break up with the person above you.

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  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I'm sorry, but you do realize those pink underwear are mine right?? I like you but I just can't share my underwear...,its over!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Well, You won't share your underwear with me so I'll find someone who will!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    who are you looking at? stop looking at her you are with me! I am out you don't pay attention to me
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
    Your left nipple always wins every round of our staring contests, and I'm just too competitive to have my ego bruised so often! I'm sorry, but this just won't work out.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    You're making me nervous with your daredevil ways....always getting on top of stuff saying you are going to jump just to watch me get really nervous. I can't do this anymore!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    Your sex drive is even higher than mine, baby we are supposed to have feelings not just sex
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I don't understand men that don't want to have sex with no strings attached....I can't get into these feelings things...see ya
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I hate that when we walk into the room together, everyone looks at you first. I can't date someone prettier than me.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    You keep stealing my heels
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    And you keep stretching mine out.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    And you keep stretching mine out.

    I see we're at an impasse
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I just wanted you to lift me up one time as part of your workout....not everytime.....it's giving me a headache and I gotta go.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Sorry, my wife says i cant have a gf nemore
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Dude... You broke up with the girl above AND below you! Or can you still keep your amazon queen? lol
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Dude... You broke up with the girl above AND below you! Or can you still keep your amazon queen? lol

    @MireyGal...it's not you, it's me. No, wait...it is you. On second thought...it's me. I am not hot enough to be with you. :sad:
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Can I smell your shoes? What? no second date...
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I can't date a guy who lifts... I might get bulky by osmosis...
  • GoHeels1974
    GoHeels1974 Posts: 48
    I am sorry but your abs taste too good. We must end it my love
  • melmargirly
    melmargirly Posts: 59 Member
    You cheated on me with her ABS?!?! I know mine aren't as delicious as hers but come on :( That's it...We are done!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Chris Hanson will get me if i date you...
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    will he get me if I date you?

    we can date until that happens, and then see ya!

    oh, and who is Chris Hanson?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    never!
  • melmargirly
    melmargirly Posts: 59 Member
    will he get me if I date you?

    we can date until that happens, and then see ya!

    oh, and who is Chris Hanson?

    I believe he is the host of "To Catch a Predator" ?!?
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I can't stop thinking of you, but I always get a picture of you killing my last girlfriend T.T
  • Jane_1705
    Jane_1705 Posts: 152 Member
    I can't believe you just sent your profile pic to my parents. We are through!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Our lives sound very, very similar and this could get really boring. I'm outta here.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    you are always taking selfies after sex, it is annoying!

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