Its Time to ASK THE WOLF
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Is it a bad thing that I love breakfast foods so much that I could eat them all day long? (calories permitting of course)
Thats just wierd.
Would it be wrong for me to wish you had spelled weird right?
your krazy <-see what I did there on both words?0 -
Who was/is the best host on Family Feud?
SURVEY SAYS.....Is this even a question? Richard Dawson was the only REAL host of Faily Feud.0 -
Its Spring why is it colder then a witches tit out there?0
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Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??
You dont think Papa Smurf looks extremely pervy? Like pervy in the REALLY bad way.
Also, pressure makes diamonds...no that is not a proposal, KA POW! Im back baby!
You never answered her original question though, Wolf...avoidance yet again. I still don't know what color a Smurf feels when they are sad.
And I was so looking forward to the answer...
its gdammn purple alright? lol
Thank you! My life is now complete with this information:drinker:0 -
Who was/is the best host on Family Feud?
SURVEY SAYS.....Is this even a question? Richard Dawson was the only REAL host of Faily Feud.
Was it the pinky ring?0 -
Is it a bad thing that I love breakfast foods so much that I could eat them all day long? (calories permitting of course)
Thats just wierd.
Would it be wrong for me to wish you had spelled weird right?
your krazy <-see what I did there on both words?
You're a cruel man :laugh:0 -
Dear Wolf,
Is free will an illusion that our minds cling to as a way of lending validity to its otherwise meaningless existence? Do we have any actual true agency or is the determinist correct in saying that all events that occur are simply reactions to events that have happened in the past. Since we are a part of the entire continuum of cause to effect how can we claim that we have any ability to transcend it?
I think you make some grievous assumptions, first that we are all part of any continuum. The mind and soul are free to choose whichever path we want, as part of natural design. Feeling like it is a meaningful existence is just a way for those without morals to justify their behaviors and ultimately is a cop out.
Also, JIm Morrison is in Africa with BRuce Lee and Tupac.
So on the one hand I now know that I do have agency and my life has meaning! Thanks Mr. Wolf. Also as promised you made my life worse because as a person without morals you have stated that I no longer have any justification for my actions. I am delighted and dismayed by your words. I both appreciated and disdain you. You are a wise teacher and a spoiler of parties. I wish you all the best of luck in the world and that you will then be met with bad fortune.
When you can snatch the stone from my hand you will become master.
I look forward to that day. Did you have to snatch a stone from your master's hand or did he have a different test?0 -
Is fwb really possible?0
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Dear Wolf,
Is free will an illusion that our minds cling to as a way of lending validity to its otherwise meaningless existence? Do we have any actual true agency or is the determinist correct in saying that all events that occur are simply reactions to events that have happened in the past. Since we are a part of the entire continuum of cause to effect how can we claim that we have any ability to transcend it?
I think you make some grievous assumptions, first that we are all part of any continuum. The mind and soul are free to choose whichever path we want, as part of natural design. Feeling like it is a meaningful existence is just a way for those without morals to justify their behaviors and ultimately is a cop out.
Also, JIm Morrison is in Africa with BRuce Lee and Tupac.
So on the one hand I now know that I do have agency and my life has meaning! Thanks Mr. Wolf. Also as promised you made my life worse because as a person without morals you have stated that I no longer have any justification for my actions. I am delighted and dismayed by your words. I both appreciated and disdain you. You are a wise teacher and a spoiler of parties. I wish you all the best of luck in the world and that you will then be met with bad fortune.
When you can snatch the stone from my hand you will become master.
I look forward to that day. Did you have to snatch a stone from your master's hand or did he have a different test?
I was required to be celibate, so I got married *rim shot!0 -
Its Spring why is it colder then a witches tit out there?
Its 75 and sunny as I look out the window.0 -
Wolf, did you know that fresh cranberries can be bounced just like a rubber ball (according to Snapple)? Have you ever tested this theory??0
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Is fwb really possible?
The better question is what do two plantonic friends of the opposite sex do when a movie like Friends with Benefits comes on TV? Does it get REALLL uncomfortable?
Also, its better to HATE F then be FWB. Just Sayin.0 -
Wolf, did you know that fresh cranberries can be bounced just like a rubber ball (according to Snapple)? Have you ever tested this theory??
hmm, my cranberries only bounce when I walk.0 -
What is love? does it go like this "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right", why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
I am not sure if I answered this, but im not sure its answerable, except to say "when its right, its right" sounds like the words of a very ill person lol.0 -
is it better to eat a Snicker's bar before chocolate ice-cream or after?0
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Dear Wolf -
Why do I like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Why oh why can't I just dance to dance, why does it always have to be with the devil???
You are a godsend....thanks for helping me with this issue.0 -
Dear Wolf-
The neck-licker at my job decided to grab my butt when I got back from the gym. Should I punch him in the throat or in the nads?0 -
is it better to eat a Snicker's bar before chocolate ice-cream or after?
Why wouldnt you put the snickers in the bowl of ice cream and then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds?0 -
Dear Wolf-
The neck-licker at my job decided to grab my butt when I got back from the gym. Should I punch him in the throat or in the nads?
Ive never heard the term neck licker? would it be better if he was a neck biter?0 -
Dear Wolf -
Why do I like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Why oh why can't I just dance to dance, why does it always have to be with the devil???
You are a godsend....thanks for helping me with this issue.
why would you want to dance just to dance? Standing on the edge of the precicpice is much more fun.0 -
Okay, easier question this time!
If people feel "blue" when they are feeling down, what color does a Smurf feel?
D@mn u....why were your questions easier when we werent friends? That said, when Smurfs feel down they just visit Smurfette at the Smurf Hotel for some crappy suck and blow.
Because now you feel social pressure to impress me, of course.
Smurfette is the only female, so if the Smurfs think her suck and blow is crappy what have they been comparing it to??
papa smurf.
duh.0 -
Dear Wolf-
The neck-licker at my job decided to grab my butt when I got back from the gym. Should I punch him in the throat or in the nads?
Ive never heard the term neck licker? would it be better if he was a neck biter?
Oops, we weren't friends yet when I had that little incident at work.
Basically, dude just walked up behind me grabbed me by the hips, and then licked the back of my neck. He'd been my friend for 4 years... it was like getting assaulted by my brother (no, I've never actually been assaulted by my brother to make this an accurate comparison).0 -
Dear Wolf-
The neck-licker at my job decided to grab my butt when I got back from the gym. Should I punch him in the throat or in the nads?
Ive never heard the term neck licker? would it be better if he was a neck biter?
Oops, we weren't friends yet when I had that little incident at work.
Basically, dude just walked up behind me grabbed me by the hips, and then licked the back of my neck. He'd been my friend for 4 years... it was like getting assaulted by my brother (no, I've never actually been assaulted by my brother to make this an accurate comparison).
I would report him to HR asap and then sue the hell out of the company if immediate action isnt taken.
*Serious Answer of the Day.0 -
Dear Wolf,
Why is it that I have all these burning questions, but they all evaporate as soon as you post your Ask the Wolf thread?
I find myself just staring at the ink in your avatar and wondering what I was wondering before.0 -
Dear Wolf,
Why is it that I have all these burning questions, but they all evaporate as soon as you post your Ask the Wolf thread?
I find myself just staring at the ink in your avatar and wondering what I was wondering before.
you're getting sleeeeepy, veryyyyy sleeppppy. Now cluck like a chicken.0
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