singing the blues

kellch · June 2008

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin

u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

sgtinvincible · June 2008

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

You aren't the first to laugh at it. You won't be the last. :bigsmile:

fatsis · June 2008

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

fatsis · June 2008

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

You aren't the first to laugh at it. You won't be the last. :bigsmile:

Your mean today. Whats a matter did your date spring an air leak last night.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

richardwelch · June 2008

rofl. funny thing is, we stopped going to KFC because they NEVER HAVE ANY CHICKEN!!!:noway:

*at the drive through

me: i'll have 2pc extra crispy and 2pc original
them: ok, that'll be about 15 minutes
me: uhhh, ok. why? its 6pm, dinner rush
them: we ran out of chicken and have to cook some more...

whaaaa????

oh well, i guess it was a good thing, 'cause i always got the mac and chee to go with it... talk about bad on bad....
but i got Diet coke! lol

sgtinvincible · June 2008

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

You aren't the first to laugh at it. You won't be the last. :bigsmile:

Your mean today. Whats a matter did your date spring an air leak last night.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MANDA!!!!! PHATSIS SAID YOU WERE INFLATABLE!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:

GravyGurl · June 2008

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

OUCH!!! ~pouts~

That time of the month? I hear thats when they get sensitive.

~secretly plans on waiting until you go to sleep and then will get out the clothes pins~

we will see how sensitive they are then.

fatsis · June 2008

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

OUCH!!! ~pouts~

That time of the month? I hear thats when they get sensitive.

~secretly plans on waiting until you go to sleep and then will get out the clothes pins~

we will see how sensitive they are then.

*takes a dozen no-doze pills*

Manda86 · June 2008

You guys are feeling frisky today, yeah??

Tender moobs, clothespins... what's next?

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GravyGurl · June 2008

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

OUCH!!! ~pouts~

That time of the month? I hear thats when they get sensitive.

~secretly plans on waiting until you go to sleep and then will get out the clothes pins~

we will see how sensitive they are then.

*takes a dozen no-doze pills*

~snickers~

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